toadlysons:

I was curious so I put a male on my knee and he proceeded to keep singing. wild toads just don’t care about anything

#toadlysons #toads #toads at all other times of the year: oh dear….i better dig a hole for safety #toads during spring: FFFWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEE

drkarayua:

mastergir:

the fucking slapping noise is incredible

This is unsettling.

darknetexclusivetouhouterrorcore:

getting random sharp pain in your organs is a lot like when your check engine light comes on in your car. you dont know what it means so you just ignore it and hope you dont blow up

helpeverythingiscats replied to your photo:

Kitty is still growing back some fur after a…

Aww, give her some snuggles from me!

She is being affectionate and is getting many snuggles. And pushing her face into my armpit for whatever reason.

She’s an odd one.

Kitty is still growing back some fur after a shaving at the vet’s, but she’s very soft still.

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thefoxxdenn:

cosmicmoves:

rosegold-lover:

Mesmerized 😃

Are those blades???

Yes and no. Those are Buugeng (buugong?) An ancient style of bo-staff that was used in combat as well as dances. Basically the idea behind them was that they’re effectively unblockable. By the time your mind has processed where the blade/shaft was, it was already cutting you in half.

glumshoe:

glumshoe:

You: “Whatcha thinkin’ about?”

Me: “That episode of Star Trek where everyone suddenly devolves into an early ancestor species. Is it weirder that Barclay the human turned into a giant spider, or that Spot the domestic cat turned into an iguana while giving birth? And anyway, why wasn’t Spot spayed?”

“but why did barclay turn into a spider” is just the lorem ipsum of my brain tbh

The human thing.

Cats aren’t directly descended from iguanas, but they’re descended from something lizardlike. There was probably something iguana-shaped in there somewhere.

Humans have never been giant spiders. Lizardy things, sure, but not giant spiders.

one-for-all-plus-ultra:

legitimatelala:

signlesstheredbloodedtroll:

toriana2nice:

toriana2nice:

where’s that video of the naked crackhead literally running the speed of a moving car and I use the term literally literally he was deadass keeping up with the car

Hi! Humans don’t have an eye shine, so that’s not a person!

😨

Still looks like a reflection off of someone’s glasses.

Probably (and I say probably) a guy pumped up on something that’s got his adrenaline going like crazy. Adrenaline can do some amazing things.