thatnordicguy:

thatgirlonstage:

marlowehoe:

star-anise:

weightandsea:

positive-memes:

Using unwholesome language to keep your show wholesome

Awwwwwwww

As well as swearing, they also use brand names, 

This must be the definition of chaotic good honestly

Honestly it would probably also help me stop crying if there was a lady standing next to me shouting “Nike! Adidas! Tastykake! Gucci! Google! Pringles! Fuck, I’m blanking shit shit shit fuck shit just keep swearing shit shit COMCAST”

me: *crying over croisants*
two british ladies: *chanting* CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT

bugparent:

bugsaregoodtoo:

This was Sandbag, he’s a camel spider and I could only really post these pictures from his travel tub because the others are pretty gory or blurry, these were taken a bit over a year ago

I really really love camel spiders but they just don’t do well in captivity and there just isn’t enough research yet

#while doing research I found they’ve got a really wild reputation#apparently they eat camels#and they supposedly run 10mph#and they do in fact chase your shadow in the desert to get away from the sun#there’s a funny video of a group of soldiers being scared by one#like actual soldiers are scared of these#they’ve got a nasty bite but not deadly#they chew into food too#seriously just google myths about them it’s wild

Does he have a weird bird beak?

fuckyeahherpetology:

kaijutegu:

I was really into the signs all over ReptileFest- they all sent home messages of responsibility and the actual challenges of owning different species. Very refreshing- you never see stuff like this at breeder shows (because they want everyone to buy things)!

Proud to say I know the owners of all these signs. The Reptileready one is a close friend who I’ve gotten many of my own snakes from.

The CHS members do our best to have good messages and good signage! I’m glad you liked them, Kaiju, and it was great seeing you! 🙂

glumshoe:

if there are 12 unneutered male cats aboard the Enterprise, the ship must smell like cat piss

just think about that

Each cat is followed by a tiny robot that holds up a tiny forcefield in the way when the cats try to spray things. 

stimmystuffs:

stimmystuffs:

stimmystuffs:

gkdkskskjd im watching kitchen nightmares and gordon has this twink waiter that is CLEARLY like. in love with him (as all twinks are) and he’s just incredibly fucking oblivious. he just complimented him on how “enthusiastic” he is. gordon,

im watching season 17 of hell’s kitchen now and he. he asked nick who the woman he was married to was. nick, the very clearly gay man. gordon ramsay really has NO gaydar huh

kickstarter so I can meet gordon ramsay and let him know when he’s talking to a twink that’s uncontrollably flustered in his presence. example a will be me

Can confirm, Gordon Ramsay is an excellent man with absolutely 0 gaydar and about .5 ability to tell when someone is flirting with him. 

demigirldemigoddess:

gingerweed-man:

tilthat:

TIL a man once sued McDonalds for $1.5 million because of “emotional distress” he suffered after receiving just 1 napkin with his meal.

via reddit.com

Except no that’s not what happened, that’s not why he sued, he sued because when he went to ask for more napkins, the staff started racially harassing him, all over fucking napkins. As for the amount, ut was probably exaggerated by the lawyer so when the court shrinks it, McDonalds would still have to pay at least something.

There are no such things as frivolous lawsuits made by individual people.

+McDonalds loves smear campaigns against those that sue them, such as the lady that got 3rd degree burns from her coffee on a her lap being reduced to “lady sued McDonalds after spilling coffee on her lap” as if the coffee wasn’t 200°F