lampfaced:

babyanimalgifs:

Cats don’t always make the best dogs

I’m almost positive this is a cat with cerebellar hypoplasia. It’s not as scary as it sounds – it’s a congenital thing cats get when the mom cat is pregnant and has panleukopenia at the same time. They have no sense of balance and it can range from slight wobbling around while walking to acting like they’re so drunk they can’t stand. So the exact opposite of that stereotype that cats are so graceful that they always land on their feet.

It’s permanent from birth but it doesn’t get any worse, and the cats honestly have no idea that life should be any different and are perfectly happy! You just need some special setups in the home for food/water so they don’t faceplant and inhale anything, and make sure they can’t get up onto places that it would be hazardous to fall from. 

dirtandleather:

gaymilesedgeworth:

brehaaorgana:

gaymilesedgeworth:

gaymilesedgeworth:

brehaaorgana:

gaymilesedgeworth:

one of my friends is a very pregnant dog and like 3 times a day i say to her “hello! you are full of several other smaller dogs!” and she wags her entire body at me like “it’s true!!! i contain multitudes”

i love that ur friend is the pregnant dog. what a nice friend to have.

ya she’s my buddy i love her!

update: there were five (5) smaller dogs inside my dog friend, but now they are all outside of her instead (!!) 

GREAT UPDATE NOW YOU HAVE SIX FRIENDS!!!

ya they’re my buddies i love them!!!!!

i found my new favorite post on this website 

waiting4codot:

timethehobo:

It’s not much, but please allow me to bless your dashboard with a tiny Scarecrow playing in a pile of leaves. Hroo hraa!~ Wishing everyone a good October and a fantastic day. 😉

I always speak along with this animation whenever it crosses my dash, and while I love yelling the “HROO!” and “HRAA!”, my favourite part is making his little grunts and mutterings as he cleans up his leaves before hiding away in his pile again.

urocyonfox:

alexanders-archives:

pr1nceshawn:

The Best ATM Withdrawal Defense

I’m here for women with powerful dogs!

My land lady is a 90lb 88 year old woman with 5 full grown Rottweiler boys. They sit around her when she gardens and watch her like the secret service. If you show up to pay rent they all stand up and stand between you and her.

It’s intimidating to have 5 pony size boys all staring at you until she stands up realizes it’a you and walks to you.

My favorite part is she wades through them like swamp water saying in her cute old voice ‘move’ ‘move please’ and each one she nudges to move wags his whole body at her touch and stumbles out of the way like he’s been knocked over by a truck. It gives me life paying my rent.