transfluids:

callouts based on ur mtmte/ll fave

rodimus: crippling self-esteem issues hidden behind finger guns and some rad shades, financially irresponsible

ultra magnus: fear of the uncertainty of where ur life is going and also Sad bc you tend to think people don’t like u even though they do

drift: u have no idea who u are and that scares you, no one seems to be able to pin down what ur type is but ur definitely Gay

chromedome: ur 24/7 thinking abt Some Shit u did in the past that was either embarrassing or shitty or both, most likely a Sad Gay but a good friend

brainstorm: gay and a disaster – ur most likely touch-starved and excitable

ratchet: are the Parent Friend ™ but probably not by choice – ur very gay but more pragmatic than a chromedome or brainstorm so u don’t mope about ur crushes

swerve: overcompensating for somethin always, constantly gets sorted into hufflepuff, most likely a surprisingly good chef

rung: the Other Parent Friend ™, unlike ratchet doesn’t need coffee every .2 seconds to function, probably really likes plants

rung (version 2): is constantly being kinkshamed

skids: does a lot of things well but can’t figure out what their passion / their calling in life is, feels like they can do a lot of things pretty well but don’t excel anywhere, tends to be impulsive

whirl: never grew out of their punk/scene phase or is reliving it, is doing their best to recover from a lot of bad self-talk, is gay but is ready to fight always

perceptor: was the kind of person who binged the crash course videos in their free time, is gay and pragmatic but unlike ratchet or rung has a hard time identifying/labeling specific emotions

tailgate: a warm Friend, very willing to listen and encourage – another disaster gay, loses track of what they were saying a lot, means well

cyclonus: probably one of the few people not ashamed of their scene phase and feels like they learned a lot abt themselves from it, sword/knife lesbian, incredibly valid, less of a Parent Friend and more of a reliable uncle

first aid: constantly willing to throw down in the target parking lot over things they like, very loyal friend, parents of friends and s/os like them a lot

rewind: one of those sentimental gays that likes to take pictures of their friends and family, cries about movies, doesn’t look like a top but is probably a top

nautica: enthusiastic science nerd even if they’re bad at math, space gay, probably really likes neon lights, is not involved in the Discourse, ever, a good friend to the Sad Gays

megatron: most likely to be Invalid, poetry gay, unironically likes walt whitman, is probably involved in a lot of the discourse even if they didn’t start it