optimus prime: lava
axe and blue lazer gunsbumblebee: shooty
gunsarcee: lesbIAN
BLADESchromia: sheer
power of anger aloneStarscream: words
and screamingThundercracker: pureness
Ironhide: he is
the weaponWheeljack: who
knows what it’ll be nextMegatron: a giant
a$$ cannon – wait, you don’t fight anymore? oh, wait, so now the power of edge
and darkness is at your side? oh, there’s your cannon again. nevermind. No
fighting. Just words.Rodimus: a
campfire gone wrongUltra magnus: rules
Prowl: tables
Fulcrum: suicide
– wait, that doesn’t workMisfire: mistakes
ratchet: the power of being 100% done with everything
Grimlock: flame
swordwhirl: zero shits