CGI moray eel in this TV show:
- “its common name is brutal moray”
- swims eerily through clear, open water
- implied to be dangerous
Actual moray eels:
- wiggly noodles
- mostly sit in holes
- only dangerous if you stick your hand next to them
Transformers: Prime. According to my mom, who’s Transformer’s experience is mainly from G1 and the early Bay movies (as far as I know).
My faves are “A tiny happy Italian” and “Chip ‘n Dale”.
You realize you’ve misheard your daughter. There’s actually a mobster under her bed.
BADA BING BADA BOOM
I’M SLEEPIN HERE
(Turns on nightlight)
Voice from Under Bed: Eeeyyyyyyy pally what’s da big idea
(Parent looking around room)
Voice from under bed: “Fuggedabout it”
“You didn’t see nothin’“
“Dis is a nice bed. Hope nothin’… happens to it.”
Me: Time to get shit done
My head: Head machine broke
Me: understandable, have a nice day
“not all men!” but all women are bad drivers and all women are moody and all women are emotional and all women get to be painted with the same brush but don’t you dare generalise men that’s unfair!!!!!!!!
And there it is
i was very productive today so i drew this little croc as a cool-down treat to myself. more REMwolves and Downtrodden are on the way very very soon. in the meantime, enjoy this content.
Reblog if it’s okay for people to come into your askbox and ask about your OCs
(Speaking of not sleeping tonight haha)
Follow your dream
This speaks to me on a spiritual level
You know what tastes cool?
Semi-sweet (baking) chocolate and chicken nuggets. Not in the same bite, more like a couple bites of one, then a couple bites of the other.
Also good: a moderately thick layer of deli/sandwich pepperoni on a hamburger. Better on leaner meat, best if you put the pepperoni on and then immediately eat it so the pepperoni is kinda cold and the rest is hot. This one I know about because my dad found a burger place in Japan that sold “Texas burgers”, which had pepperoni on them, and I decided to try one at home. Yum.
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