cerberus but he’s a cat instead of a dog

thoodleoo:

  • cerberus leaving human bodies across hades’ shoes as a gift
  • all three heads yowling when dinner is 5 minutes late
  • Giant Toe Beans
  • purring so loud it shakes the earth
  • hermes using a spotlight as a laser pointer to play with cerberus when he comes to visit
  • instead of giving cerberus a honey cake to get past you have to give him a catnip mouse
  • getting the Zoomies™ at 3 am in the muddy banks of the styx, followed by tracking mud all over hades’ bed
  • hoarding people’s bones under the couch
  • triple bleps

aggressivelybicaptainamerica:

young-mrs-robinson:

fucking-fantrolls-everywhere:

yifftrolls:

healthy polyamorous: 3 people all in a happy relationship o/

unhealthy polyamorous: joe loves becky and jim. becky is not comfortable sharing joe with jim, but stays quiet anyway.

not a polyamorous: joe has 4 girlfriends. shhhh. they dont know.

THIS

This is important.

Healthy poly can also look like this: Zee is dating Buck. Zee is also dating Jade. Jade and Buck are friends and know Zee is dating both of them, but Buck and Jade are not romantically involved.