I’M HOME

And I am /not/ going on an airplane again until my blood pressure is better.

On this trip we learned that, if one member of your group needs a wheelchair to get from place to place without fainting, the whole group can often go to the get-through-lines-fast areas. 

Also I got some cool sea glass. 

Somewhere over half the balconies here in Barcelona have houseplants on them, and about 1 in 10 are covered at least halfway. A couple balconies look like mini jungles. I’m not surprised, the city smells like car exhaust and cigarettes, typical for a big city. Also, Spain has a good climate for cacti, so lots of people have either desert or jungle cacti on their balconies. Even entire small trees in pots. Or not-so-small trees, I’ve seen multiple pots that must have been three feet across on some larger balconies. Plants all over the insides, too. 

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xekstrin:

disgustinganimals:

hookteeth:

Jurassic Park: Reeves’s Pheasant Edition

dinosaurs didn’t all go extinct. some of them survived and evolved into that group of jerks who hog the whole sidewalk and won’t adjust formation for other pedestrians

at first I was like “wow thats a lot of birds” AND THEN THEY TURNED AROUND

lordhellebore:

nowheregirl-a:

official-portugal:

twilit-tragedy:

rozunderpressure:

unstoppable-mogar:

latinextra:

lancitos:

latinextra:

non-latine people: PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA!!! DISGUSTED!! BLOCKED!!! STOP!!! WE MUST OPPRESS THEM!!!

meanwhile, in latinoamerica:

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sweetie;, you don’t wanna get started on brazilian pizza

Hey Brazil, do you take constructive criticism

No, no we don’t! Never did!

@momo-de-avis 

I believe they’ve got both us and Spain beat. 

Pizza discourse is hereby terminated. Brazil finished both portugal and spain

@theoverlordspeech

@janiedean: If I had to see this, so do you.

That top one, with the whole chickens, seems like it’d actually be really good without the desserty inner part. You couldn’t pick up an entire chicken on a slice and take a bite, but pizza and chicken is a pretty good combo.

The other one’s just silly, you’ve got really flat pizza on that side now.

But seriously, just let people eat whatever they want, as long as it’s not toddler-heart pizza or tiger meat or something like that.