meanexwife:

meanexwife:

hey fellas last night i took a medication which is more or less the anxiety equivalent of a horse tranquilizer & essentially enterred the fifth dimension of sleepwalking in which i awoke but enterred a dissociative fit so strong i was really confused why my loving girlfriend was not my good friend and fellow viking bjorn, who i had to bring some furs to. also i might’ve cried about this. don’t remember

was informed i left out the best part of this 3am experience which was the bit where i, in tears, gestured to our dog and shouted, “i don’t know what this is!”

ishipphanaf:

king-in-yellow:

hopephd:

Seizure First Aid. 

Learn it. Share it. Know it. Use it. 

100% correct medical information on tumblr for once; also consider calling 911 if you don’t know how often the person has seizures and ESPECIALLY if the seizure has lasted 5 minutes or more (which is why the watch is critical)

I have epilepsy so making sure the word is out on how to help people who do have seizures means a lot to me.

captn-sara-holmes:

So remember the time when someone said my ‘children outraged at the holocaust’ story was fake because I said that at one point everyone cheered – I literally walked back into my classroom today mid lesson and threw both my hands in the air for absolutely no reason and without explanation and all of them started clapping.

i open tumblr and find info about ants. I get confused. I look to see who posted. It’s you. Surprise surprise it’s the bog mummy camp dabbing transmasculine pants anxiety sphinx riddle queer supporting cool anon rebuker T H I C C veil newly crafted skeleton lovin semi-political in a respectable n’ informed way imposter syndrome local pseudo dentist necromancer witch spirit cryptid vintage chosen straw teat drinker weak garlic eating tea making voodoo aesthetic rebloggin friendly neighbor, Ship!

glumshoe:

“Orange you glad I didn’t say Dipper?”