tieltale:

budgiecare:

please share this so people are aware this toy is NOT SAFE.

Please be very very careful when buying toys for your birds, just because its labelled as a bird toy does not make it safe because unfortunately some companies care more about making money than the welfare of our animals.

Oh shit, I HAVE this toy! I got it from amazon. Maple wont go near it, thank god. And now its going in the trash.

Source: budgiecare

ahva:

alcomol:

adeadgirlandherfriends:

speechdisorder:

tumblr: we want more characters with mental illnesses!!

kylo ren: lashes out frequently, cannot control his emotions, has anger issues, feels like he’s being torn apart, is suffering because of his overwhelming thoughts, uses his pain to keep him going, and shows symptoms of a variety of mental illnesses

tumblr: no not that one

idk how being a fascist and a violent misogynist is really linked to mental illness

rey: has obvious abandonment issues, treats everyone automatically with hostility, doesn’t trust anyone at face value

finn: went through years of abuse, is constantly terrified of everything, compulsively lies, gets incredibly emotional, has what is akin to an anxiety attack within the first ten minutes of the movie

op: okay but what about A Fascist 

hello! this is op here, about two years after i wrote this post. while i was writing this, i was friends with many adults on here who i know realize were grooming me. they told me that abuse and pedophilia were ‘hot’ and i believed them. i don’t wanna get too into the details because one of them is still active on this site and they might realize that im still online and try to contact me. they were the one who idolized kylo ren, and though i hated him, i made this post to show my ‘friends’ i agreed with them and was Cool.
i sincerely apologize for my mindset when i wrote this post. i have left my ‘friends’, and leave a much better online life now that my mutuals aren’t twice as old as me.
if you’re someone defending this post… don’t. when i wrote this post i didn’t even know what fascism was and now all i can do is scream whenever people defend it.
please do not reblog this post defending it, and try not to reblog any other version of this post without this section. i want everyone to know that ive changed.
( if you’re a child stuck in a bad place online (ex. the Bad shipping community) don’t be afraid to contact me. i know how you feel. )

totoroko:

glorious-spoon:

latter-ace-saint:

boilerdang-chuckleface:

killervanilla:

drwilfredcokepepper:

ghost-anus:

the best pranks are the super harmless ones

like why would you pull someones pants down in public or like put them in danger or humiliate them when you can just baffle them by leaving tiny plastic camels all over their house or taping bill cosby’s face over every single face in  every picture in their house?

Last year the seniors had a mariachi band follow the principle for 3 hours

Confuse, don’t abuse 😉

MY NEW MOTTO

The best prank I ever pulled was to a college roommate. April 1st was approaching, and I told my roommate that I was going to prank him. He responded that he had classes that morning and afternoon and a gaming group that night and that we wouldn’t even see each other that day. I responded that his room wasn’t going anywhere. He said he would just lock his room and there was nothing I could do about it.

What he didn’t know is that I had a key to his room.

So, on the evening of April 1, I unlocked his door, left it barely ajar, and did absolutely nothing else.

When my roommate got back that night, I heard him go to his door, say “oh no” in a horrified way, and carefully enter his room.

He then spent a good hour searching his room (fruitlessly, obvs) for pranks.

I’ll never do better than that.

The graduating class before mine (I went to a fairly small school, so this was a graduating class of about 70 people) all brought marbles with them to graduation. When the superintendent handed them their diplomas and shook their hands, each graduate handed him a marble in turn. He had to start handing them over to the other people on the stage when his pockets filled up. By the end of the ceremony, there were about five men in suits with the pockets full of marbles. It was lowkey hilarious, and I’m not usually a fan of pranks.

We did the marble thing too! Except there were 350 of us. He got all of the marbles.

When my mom was in college, a number of engineering students conspired to build a scaffolding and turn a giant bronze statue 180 degrees to face the other way. They evidently practiced at night at turning a car around to get the whole procedure down, then snuck up at night and turned the statue. 

The only damage that happened was a supporting pin being broken while the official people put it back the right way.