ofools:

ofools:

ofools:

Dolphins are if humans were wet tubes with no morals

A Dolphin was trained to save drowning people in exchange for fish!

[later]

We regret to inform you that the life saver dolphin has now drowned 40 people

That’s the dolphin who, upon being taught that giving her trainers found trash would get her a treat, stashed a huge piece of trash and gave them tiny bits at a time to get a treat for each one.

Dolphins are alarmingly smart. I can 100% guarantee that teaching a dolphin to save drowning people would result in that dolphin putting people in intentional danger in order to ‘save’ them.

joyfulldreams:

-extc-:

okayysophia:

mijo:

u lilerly walk en la agua cochina esa

Can some translate please???

“I love Miami beaches. But there’s one thing. That gets me pissed off and I hate. You litterally walk in the dirty water there. And the first thing I find is this shit. Here. Here. Everywhere” @okayysophia

I don’t really think translation is required.

Sargassum seaweed. It grows in huge floating mats off the coast and is home to hundreds of marine species.

If you happen to spot a big clump, scoop it into a bucket full of water, shake the seaweed around, and lift it out. You’ll dislodge the shrimp, crabs, and small fish hiding in/on it and see neat things. Sometimes there’s sea slugs. If you’re lucky, you find a seahorse! Just be sure you put the seaweed back into the bucket and let everything cling back on before you (gently) put it back into a couple feet of water. 

Neat critters aside, it is Bad Texture on your legs. 

cremsie:

The North American Branch Horn

Perhaps the most common of unicorn in the country but perhaps the most overlooked. More often mistaken for a deer or strange tree than a unicorn. Only the keen of detail can spot these creatures as they roam their vast wooded territories. 
A solitary unicorn that prefers humans with a pure heart toward nature. They will often be found around nature reserves or defending their land. Occasionally blessing a lost human with their guidance back home. 

Fond of: Children and woman, gifts and/or offerings, unprocessed honey

Natural predator: Mountain lion

Approach-ability: 8/10 

Patreon 

laurelhach:

Pokemon Laurelhach Hates redesigns: Fire Starters edition.

i don’t care about the symbolism if the end product isn’t COOL, dammit. I haven’t played past third gen because I don’t have a DS but these still manage to wig me out so i made new sketches.

glumshoe:

spottedzebrasinpartyhats:

glumshoe:

Someone: “Is this thing safe?”

Me: “That’s a difficult question to answer, do you want to hear me explain for fifteen minutes why I think the word ‘safe’ is misleading and avoid using in almost every situation?”

Someone: “Absolutelt not.”

Me: “…it’s. Uh. There are certainly less safe things out there….”

Why is the word ‘safe’ misleading?

Few things, if any, are completely free of danger. I think most people understand that virtually everything cares a small amount of risk, but when they ask me if something “is safe”, it seems like they’re looking for a promise. Maybe they just want to be comforted. 

I can’t say “yes, it’s safe” because that’s… technically a lie. I think it’s more helpful to think of things as being on a scale of more to less dangerous, with various actions and situations pushing X activity further in one direction or the other. This came up a lot when I was a zipline/adventure course instructor. It’s always possible for something to go wrong, but by regularly inspecting equipment, wearing helmets, securing harnesses, making sure that facilitators are well-trained and following protocol, keeping an eye on the weather, and generally trying to limit unknowns, we simply make it less likely that something will go wrong and to mitigate the accidents that do happen.

That was my whole purpose for writing that “binding is not ‘safe’” post that became so notorious. Binding is certainly not the riskiest thing you can do to your body, but there’s no way to completely eliminate the possibility of harm. You can push it further and further away from “seriously dangerous” by taking sensible precautions like “limit the length of time you wear it” and “don’t use ace bandages” and “remove it before exercise”, but there are always going to be unknown variables that are unique to you, because you are an infinitely complex system. Even if you do everything “correctly” by all recommended standards, nothing is guaranteed – little things you’d never normally consider risk factors might spiral into huge problems over days, months, or years. Or, hell, they might not! I can’t hope to offer you an exact probability, but I can’t offer you a guarantee, either.

….Okay. Maybe that anon was right and I am cringy and pedantic. 

No, you’re exactly right. Pretty much any activity has some degree of risk. Heck, people die from going down the stairs wrong. I had an aunt break her hip because she fell while walking across a perfectly level floor. There are even risks (though rare ones) in sleeping. 

Just because something isn’t unsafe doesn’t mean it’s safe. 

The same idea applies to SCUBA diving. If you stay in shallower depths, don’t go anywhere with strong currents or anything sticking over your head, keep an eye on your dials, and making sure your equipment is in good shape, the chance of something going catastrophically wrong is pretty low. I can’t honestly call it safe, there are risks, but it’s nowhere near dangerous. 

frigatebirds:

Here’s your periodic reminder that

rabies has the highest case mortality rate of any known pathogen

not only does the test for rabies require the animal to be destroyed (even if it ends up negative), if a human being contracts the virus, they will die. Rabies is fatal to virtually any mammal it infects. there is no treatment and no cure. not for cats, dogs, racoons, or people.

vaccinate your dogs and cats, and do not handle any wild animals, especially those that are acting unusually. confusion, lethargy, and other “tame” behaviors can all be symptoms of rabies. if you are concerned, call a rehab center. animal rehab workers are vaccinated against rabies and can safely handle potentially infected animals.

take rabies seriously please