flip-thebird:

Does anyone else just like… scream back at their birds? like they do a yell and you just sorta “AHHH!!” right back? and not even consciously? you’ve just lived with a bird so long that your brain goes “yep, cool we yellin’ now”

Do you know how long indian mud morays (“freshwater” eels) get? I got one a while ago and he’s in a 50gal and I read 3 different care articles and they all said different length and I was wondering if you maybe knew? Or knew someone who knows?

snowflakeeel:

sorry I don’t! :0 

Seriouslyfish.com is generally a really good source, and they say he’ll get to about 2 feet long. Also, I don’t know if you’ve read this already, but apparently he’s a brackish water fish. 

If I were you, I’d keep an eye on Craigslist for a bigger tank at a great price. If you have the space, of course. An upgrade won’t hurt anything, whether he really needs it or not.

violesense:

surprisebitch:

elsajeni:

noccor:

sleepyminyard:

haramzada:

awkwardlyinsane:

Oh

All sports are gay and I’ve been preaching this forever

fun fact: the media keeps trying to imply that diego costa (white jersey) bit gareth barry (blue jersey) out of some sort of hetero football-rage during the game but barry insists it wasn’t a bite which is apparently a hard concept for the football association to grasp cause they cant think of any other explaination for the above image lmao

That ain’t no bite

I think my favorite part of this gif is the third guy walking by in the background, who judging by his expression is pretty sure he’s just won the league-wide betting pool on when these dudes will finally break down and admit their love.

romeo and juliet who? west side story who? come thru gareth and diego

I stan diego and gareth

soselfimportant:

one time i fell asleep with a half eaten bag of chips on my chest and while i was napping one of my cats jumped up on me and chewed up the bag and sent the chips flying everywhere and a bit later i woke up completely covered in shredded bag and chip pieces and the last thing i remembered i had started eating some tasty chips so for a short while i was convinced i had blacked out and gone into some sort of uncontrollable chip frenzy