I know that there’s a 99.9% chance of you losing a finger… but have you ever had the urge to boop the noodle snoot?

snowflakeeel:

i have had many urges…. but i have never booped her

luckily she’s a timid sweetheart and probably would just hide if i ever tried to boop her.

she’s only ever bitten me once! It hurt quite a bit but she doesn’t have anywhere close to the power needed to take off a finger. 

Moray eels don’t crunch or slice. They have sharp, backward-pointing, needle-like teeth, meant to grab and hold until their pharyngeal jaws (tiny secret Alien-style throat jaws) can dart out, grab the food, and pull it down their throat. 

It’s a similar idea to a snake- the bite is gonna hurt, and it’s gonna be hard to get all the teeth out of yourself if they don’t let go, but it’ll just be puncture marks without any real serious damage. It has to be a huge moray to cause any severe damage. One of multiple reasons why morays aren’t dangerous, that and their lack of aggression. If you don’t poke one in the face or stick your hand in one’s burrow, you won’t get bit.

keelime-pies:

mystisnykoto:

kittehkats:

     “Cats are cold, detached & unloving.”

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     “Cats are not loyal.”

     “A cat will not greet you at the door.”

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     “You can not train a cat”

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     “Cats aren’t that smart.”

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     “Cats aren’t that good with children.”

     “Cats don’t miss you when you’re gone.”

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     “Cats don’t comfort you when you’re feeling down.”

What a load of crap !!!  One thing for certain… cats don’t give a rat’s ass what B.S. you tell about them. They refuse to care less, either about what you think of them, or about the people they love.

“Cats don’t miss you when you’re gone” is a ton of bs. Whenever I leave to go anywhere, I can hear my cats meowing at the door within moments trying to find me. They sit in the window watching for me to come home and they are at the door to greet me almost every single time.

Cats also grieve.
This cat watches a video of their owner who had passed away and he tries to cuddle up with the phone. The look on his face when they zoom in on him brings me to tears every time.

One of our cats comes and sleeps next to me when he sees that I’m not feeling well. If he’s in the kitchen when I come down for food with cramps or with a cold, he’ll follow me back upstairs and lay down on me and purr.

Cats are aloof animals who don’t put up with nonsense, will defend their boundaries with claws, and sometimes like to push things down to see what happens, but they aren’t jerks.

ad-hominem-sappies:

jess-do-it:

reportsfromtheworldorder:

thinksquad:

Well this is bad.

This is as bad as it sounds. It means that any level of US government, from local police to federal agencies, can find and use anything you do online as evidence against you. Did some search and research on anarchism shortly before a protest where someone ended up vandalizing a shop? The local PD could use that as evidence you’re responsible.

Ill try to find resources on mitigating the effects of this, but for now, assume you literally have an FBI agent watching over your shoulder online.

Nightmare.

tosfumarewords:

“The word ‘naked’ is a translation of the Hebrew erom, which is used to describe a state of being stripped or vulnerable, and is without sexual connotation. 

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Called out by God, Adam says: ‘I heard you in the garden, and I was afraid because I was naked; so I hid.’ His nakedness, erom, merely implies vulnerability. Perhaps Adam and Eve hid from God not because they were suddenly prudish, nor because their disobedience had been found out, but because they realised their fragility and insignificance. They were exposed, not as sexual beings but as mortal ones.”

The Genesis of Blame, Anne Enright

elasticcockatrice:

catalystforameow:

exigetspersonal:

bpdkipland:

bitchstew:

boggoth:

bpdkipland:

bpdkipland:

my favorite picture ever is the one that says “HELL IS FULL, BITCH” and then it has the national suicide prevention hotline on it. it makes me smile every time 

THIS ONE!!!!

I wonder who made these! I have this one saved:

Chaotic Good

*slamming my fists on table* I NEED MORE!!!! MORE!!!!

If anyone has the skeleton apologizing for triggering someone, I’d like that for my collection, please.

Here!

Plus some more^^

NSFW OC Asks

impr0bablyhighrn:

Give me a number and the name of an OC to get to know the naughty stuff. Reblog so others can ask about your OC!

((Based on These Asks))

1. When did they lose their virginity?

2. Do they have any kinks or fetishes?

3. What is the weirdest place they’ve had sex?

4. What is their favourite position?

5. Are they dominant, submissive, or switch?

6. Have they had any one night stands?

7. Would they be more likely to do it in the bed, on the couch, on the floor, or somewhere else?

8. Have they had sex in a public place?

9. Have they ever been caught masturbating?

10. What does their favourite sexy underwear (to wear) look like?

11. How often do they have sex?

12. Is there anybody right now they’d like to have sex with?

13. Do they like giving oral?

14. Do they like receiving oral?

15. What is the most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to them during sex?

16. What is a song they’d listen to during hard/rough/kinky sex?

17. What is a song they’d listen to during soft/slow/passionate sex?

18. Are they into roleplay or dress-up during sex?

19. Would they prefer sex in the tub or sex in the shower?

20. If they could have sex with anyone, living or dead, who would it be?

21. Have they ever had a threesome? If not, would they?

22. Do they/would they use sex toys?

23. Have they ever given someone a dirty text/letter/picture?

24. Would they have sex with their best friend?

25. Is there anything they do after sex? (ex: smoke, eat, drink, cuddle)

26. What is something that will never fail to get them horny?

27. Do they prefer morning sex or night sex?

28. What is their favourite body part on the opposite sex?

29. What is their favourite body part on the same sex?

30. Do they watch porn/read dirty magazines?