Scenes I need…

artemxmendacium:

Peter Parker: -on meeting Loki, offers his hand- Hi, I’m Peter!

Loki: -shakes his hand- Loki of Asgard.

Peter: Aren’t you like…a bad guy?

Loki: It varies from moment to moment.

Peter: So like…on a scale of one to ten, ten being the worst evil imaginable, like…killing puppies, and one being I’ll spit on your hotdog…where are you right now?

Loki: …maybe a three?

Peter: Cool. Lemme know if it gets above a six.

Loki: -thinking- I like him.

the-real-seebs:

mudphudkangaroo:

harrysimpact:

harrysimpact:

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harrysimpact:

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harrysimpact:

norway’s curling team is appropriately dressed for valentine’s day

day 2: norway is still slaying the pants game

day 3: pants game is still on top

day 4: still impressive

day 5: another day another trouser

day 6: they have yet to wear one pair twice

Okay so I already reblogged this once but I’m reblogging again because I just watched a short documentary about these pants.

Apparently back at their first Olympics appearance, they (especially Chris Svae, the ginger who plays second) were pretty disappointed with their gear because the gear didn’t look flattering. They couldn’t change the shirts because of Norway federation sponsorships so they started looking for pants to wear. They had a hard time finding pants that both looked respectable enough for professional curling and stretchy enough to allow curling, and promptly gave up on finding pants that were both stretchy and professional.

Chris Svae ended up finding pants that were Norway-colors-ish that looked comfortable enough for curling, but had crazy patterns. People at Olympics were not happy about this because PATTERNS AREN’T RESPECTABLE ENOUGH, so they were conflicted. But the night before the opening ceremony, they were hanging out with a bunch of lady skiiers. Chris at some point just takes off his pants and put on the crazy pants they bought and asks “Do you think we should wear these pants” and the skiers were like “he’ll yeah you should totally do it”

So they wore the crazy pants to play in the Olympics, and a few days later the website where they bought the pants crashed. The owner of the website visited them in Vancouver for the Olympics, and then decided to sponsor the team.

And now, 8 years layer, the Norwegian team has a different pair of pants for each match. Including a Valentine’s day pair.

I love the feedback loop of “wow people wearing our ridiculous pants made us successful. let’s send them MORE PANTS”

skarchomp:

leftymasterrace:

theliterarywolf:

dynared:

spankzilla85:

Egoraptor, speaking truth to power.

Yeah, this is bullshit. It’s all bullshit.

A staff member on the 2011 show went on a podcast a few months back and revealed what would happen –

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/WhatCouldHaveBeen/ThunderCats2011

Now the reason they were able to do all that? THE SHOW GOT RENEWED. There was a season 2 approved and they got as far as completing a full outline for the season and scripting six episodes.

Then the renewal got rescinded as a cost cutting measure, because LEGO offered a much cheaper knockoff called “Legends of Chima”.

Even better, the show was originally supposed to be on Adult Swim’s Toonami block, a block for adult action cartoons. However, the executives moved it to the network proper.

Given all that, and that the renewal was approved, do not put this “You didn’t watch and now you deserve this shitty Tumblrized garbage fire” on viewers. Because people did watch!

Thank you. I was waiting for someone to give a good breakdown on why this tweet was dumb. Because I know DAMN WELL that people loved the 2011 reboot and were shocked that it got cancelled. ‘Didn’t watch’? Bull.

chima is a blight upon the land

interadulation:

obeekris:

still-godless-david:

thedandyunderworld:

Taking place in England the owners of the yard slowly kept adding sections to the contraption so when the squirrel learned one section and got the nuts, they’d add another section. It took over 2 weeks to get to the final product you see in the video.

I love how it pushed itself along in the red cart. FASTER FASTER!

Squirrel Ninja Warrior!

@solrika

😀

That is a very determined squirrel.

“millenials killing cable”

mountainlane:

okay, so here’s the thing. i’ve got a student prime account and netflix. comes to about $15.91 a month. if i added the commercial-free version of hulu, it would come to $27.90 a month.

basic cable before internet is $64.99 a month. which includes commercials. and infomercials. about a quarter of all television is commercials. which is about $16.25 a month to have someone selling shit to you.

explain how it’s my and my generation’s fault that we’re not falling for the same scam our parents are.