swampgallows:

swampgallows:

look at all of his fucked up teeth… holy god it’s a miracle… i just gotta draw all these billions of fucked up teeth. my boy got snaggleteeth??? oh my god. how many central incisors my buddy got??? eight??? six on the bottom and like two and a half on the top? look at those fractures. oh my god

image

Those teeth in the top pic are kinda messed up, but they’d probably work pretty well for a carnivore able to swallow large hunks of meat. Kinda like sharks, with the tusks for show. Workable.

The other pic? Nah. 

All I can think about now is Bucky being Shuri’s secondary sibling/lab assistant because he WAS the one who got Stark Expo tickets. Probably a bit more willing to get walloped in the name of science than T’Challa who actually requires a reputation of regal aloofness most of the time.

haiku-robot:

batmanisagatewaydrug:

batmanisagatewaydrug:

Bucky has an abiding love of science and no sense of self preservation; he’ll hit anything Shuri tells him as many times as Shuri tells him

Shuri, after watching Bucky get blasted across the room for the third time in a row: wonderful, can you strike it from the other side this time?

Bucky, from the ground: sure you’re so cool thanks for the opportunity

bucky from the ground:

sure you’re so cool thanks for the

opportunity


^Haiku^bot^9. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes I make mistakes.

Feed my fragile meatbag! I need his Human® Body® soon. | PayPal | Patreon

little-niggah-sugar:

hi-def-doritos:

amityravenclawelf:

dragonpuppies:

Elizabethan Peasant 1: Look yonder! Someone has writ upon that ceiling that thou art most easily gulled!

Elizabethan Peasant 2: More fool they, for I cannot read.

Elizabethan Peasant 1: *sighing, lowers his visage unto his palm*

Elizabethan Peasant 1: Lo, hast thou learned to read?

Elizabethan Peasant 2: Verily, and to compose as well.

Elizabethan Peasant 1: With haste, then, how is the word “i cup” composed?

Elizabethan Peasant 1: what ho, I know a sporting jest! What art thou when thou art a peasant and art occupied in a privy?

Elizabethan Peasant 2: I wist not, but certain am I that thou shalt tell me speedily.

Elizabethan Peasant 1: Most verily, thou art a peon.

Elizabethan Child: Father, I have not yet broken fast and am filled with pangs of hunger.

Elizabethan Father: Hail, Filled With Pangs Of Hunger! Mine own name is Wybert.

thnksfrthmania:

saintmilady:

pearlisapear:

crazysenji:

Just so you all know..

This blog is 100% anti PETA.

We love our vegetarian and vegan friends and family (and I have a lot of them!!). We don’t support an organization that claimes to love animals and does nothing but hurt them and the people who love them.

Hugs and support to my extended dog show family at Crufts.

Not saying that youre wrong because peta is on some sketchy shit but what did they do to hurt animals?? Again not saying that ur wrong I just don’t know

PETA’s Shelter Euthanized 72% Of Its Animals Last Year.

PETA kills “rescued” lobsters by putting them in fresh water

PETA Joins Forces with Group Working to Kill All “Pit Bulls” Nationwide

PETA thinks that keeping pets is cruelty and slavery

PETA’s Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad History of Killing Animals 

More why PETA is horrible

We also do NOT support vegans that force their carnivorous pets to live on a vegan diet. Hypocrisy is somthing I HATE and if you really cared that much about animals you would do the research needed to feed your pets a species appropriate diet.

What are your thoughts on owning “mildly wild” animals? Animals like macaws, parrots, owls, toucans, some species of snakes and frogs, etc etc “exotic” animals that are normalized as pets but aren’t really domesticated? And for the question toll: what book or book series is the most nostalgic for you?

drferox:

‘Mildly wild’ is a frankly weird term, and not one that really means anything. If we’re talking about non-traditional and non-domestic pets then there are lots of different aspects of their care that must be considered to keep them well, and I am a little concerned with how easily available many of these species are.

The way I see it is that a truly domesticated animal is adapted to living with humans in their environment. A non-domestic animal is not. The human environment needs to be adapted to keep the non-domestic animal.

There are some species that can be kept as pets, but the set up and time required for their ideal care is almost more like running your own personal zoo.

(As a side note, there are some species which should never be kept as pets in a domestic setting, and large, social carnivores spring instantly to mind. USA, your exotic pet laws are weird. You can get toucans? Owls without a license? Cobras for goodness sake. Who’s interest is that in, really?)

I mean, it’s relatively easy to keep a dog or cat and meet all it’s nutritional, physical and social needs. They’re not set and forget like a houseplant, but in the grand scheme of things dogs and cats are fairly easy to introduce to a household.

Compare this to a reptile where it really needs its own specialized environment within the human environment to be kept adequately.

Compare this to a parrot, which not only needs its own environment, or modification of the existing environment, it needs significant time and effort dedicated by its human towards enrichment and activities.

Keeping the more exotic pets often falls somewhere between ‘petkeeping’ and ‘zookeeping’. All pets are a commitment, but some are more so than others. I would not be able to keep a parrot, I simply lack the time and a suitable environment to do go.

If someone is going to keep one of these species as a pet, captive bred individuals is greatly preferable to wild caught. Captive bred individuals are at least somewhat acclimatized to the human environment, and have not affected wild stocks.

Unfortunately many of these non-domesticated species are cheap and easy to acquire, and owners who are pursuing a novelty factor rather than dedicating suitable time and effort to that species often end up with them.

The Discworld series with always be my number one, but I will always have a soft spot for the Animorphs.

Keeping pretty much any non-domesticated animal is akin to zookeeping. Some animals (smaller lizards, dart frogs, small fish) are happy in small enough enclosures to make keeping them practical with research and responsible care. Others (green iguanas, toucans, small lemurs) would certainly be possible to keep, in their own room-sized enclosure, but would require more dedication, time, money, and specific equipment than most people are able or willing to provide. 

12drakon:

blueflame91:

ecumenicalseeker:

robotunicorncastiel:

serinalion:

stephendann:

callmeshiny:

abookwormcalledellie:

piertotum-locomottor:

kakashi-big-lips:

deja-q:

itslevilosa:

midgardian etiquette 101: when going to their homes, hang your coat first or in some cases, your mjolnir.

naw maybe it’s actually asgardian custom to check your weapons at the door

It was medieval custom to check your weapons at the door of the meadhall before greeting the king of the place you were going to. It was courteous and showed respect. You can see it in Beowulf. 

what i don’t understand is how that hook can hold the mjolnir.

the hook is worthy

the hook is worthy

Peter Pan would disagree.

I’ve not read the comics but I always figured Mjolnir wasn’t heavy so much as stubborn, and if it decided it didn’t wanna move it just wouldn’t. It sits on Loki, rather than crushing him in Thor 1, and in Avengers it rests on the floor of the ship, and trying to pick it up Hulk starts breaking the floor with his weight, but Mjolnir doesn’t seem to weight anything at all (If it was as heavy as Hulk implied, it would drag the whole ship to the ground right?). Mjolnir isn’t heavy, cos its not going down, instead it is a fixed point and everything else just moves around it. Hence, the hook doesn’t hold it, it merely remains in place.

so what you’re trying to say is that Mjolnir is like a chicken head

 instead it is a fixed point and everything else just moves around it. 

OK SO WHAT YOU ARE SAYING
IS THAT WHEN THIS HAMMER WAS FORGED IN THE HEART OF A STAR IT BECAME A FIXED QUANTUM POINT
AND THE UNIVERSE MOVES AROUND IT—AND THOR IS THE ONLY ONE WITH THE PROPER RESONANCE TO INTERACT WITH IT ON A QUANTUM LEVEL
AND SO HE IS THE ONLY ONE WITH THE LEVERAGE REQUIRED TO SHIFT THE REST OF THE UNIVERSE AROUND THE FIXED POINT THAT IS MJOLNIR

THIS MAKES SO MUCH SENSE

DUDE YOU GUYS SCIENCED THORS HAMMER THAT IS AWESOME

For Science!