just-shower-thoughts:

There is ZERO physical evidence that today is Tuesday. We’re all kinda relying on the fact that somebody has kept an accurate count since the first one ever.

wonder-rangers:

miss-cuttlefish:

willowdove:

ifishipititsprobablygay:

rainbow-eeveegirl:

just-a-slytherin-with-salt:

sadunacc:

symbio-ratio:

sullen–beauty:

Apparently not many know this and it’s pretty important information

Hey! Did you know that teenagers rib cages aren’t fully formed! Which means sometimes you get a stabbing pain in your lower side, that’s because the unformed cartilage moved and hit a nerve. If you ever get that, try not to breathe to heavily as it irritates it more

you lifesaver

if this is true thank you

OH MY GOD THATS WHAT THAT IS

YO

oH SO I’M NOT DYING

At 22 I learned that my horrible stabby chest pains were also my ribs! It turns out that sometimes they just kinda… detach and float around. So if you hold your arms above your head and breathe deeply you can pop them back into place.

But if that doesn’t work for you definitely see a doctor about your stabby chest pains. You know. In case it’s your heart

WAIT… SERIOUSLY?!?!?!

Thank you for answering the question that no else could when I was in high school, I dont feel as nuts now.

iron-legion-cyborg:

bundibird:

So I watched IM3 last night, and one part had me remembering the confrontation scene between Steve and Tony in Avengers 1 – specifically, the part where Steve says that Tony’s “not the kinda guy to lay down on a wire and let the other guys crawl over you.” Tony’s reply is “I think I would just cut the wire,” and Steve responds with “Always got an answer for everything,” or something like that.

And it just abruptly struck home how incredibly representative that scene is of Tony’s overall character. Because in IM3, in the space of four minutes of film, Tony “cuts the wire,” so to speak, twice.

First off, Rhodey tells Tony that they can either save the President and AirForce One, or they can save Pepper, but they can’t do both.

But Tony manages to do both. The options were “pick between the President and Pepper,” and Tony didn’t like those options, so he created a third option, and he managed to get to both AirForce one and Pep. He “cut the wire.”

And secondly, after all the staff have been sucked out of the plane and are falling to their deaths, and Tony flies after them:

“How any are there?” he asks JARVIS. “Thirteen, sir,” J replies. “How many can I carry?” Tony asks. “Four, sir,” is the answer.

Yet, again – Tony manages to save them all. He can only carry four, but that’s just not gonna fly as an option, so he creates another choice. Thinks outside the box, and runs a team effort game of barrel o’ monkeys and saves all 13.

And that’s just in four minutes of film. That’s not counting all the other times someone has told him “these are your options,” and Tony has replies with “cool, thanks, I’m gonna go with none of them,” and then goes off script ans creates a whole new, unique, successful option.

“I think I would just cut the wire ” “Always got an answer for everything.” Yes, actually. He kinda does.

And obviously, sometimes when the only option genuinely is to lay down on the wire and make the sacrifice play, he doesn’t hesitate to do that too: hi, nuke through a wormhole.

So yeah. Just got to thinking. Everyone quotes the “genius billionaire playboy philanthropist” line as a way to sum up Tony’s character, but I think the “I think I would just cut the wire” encapsulates him far better.

Me, a tired Tony stan:

glumshoe:

vampireapologist:

bonesesmccoys:

mallaidh anne accidentally called me and I was too busy crying because my phone was blaring the Star Trek theme and saying her name except it can’t say her name so it only called out the emojis I have for her name and was calling out “FROG FACE FROG FACE” in an Australian accent

That’s me, frog face McGee

When I plug directions to Mallaidh Anne’s house into my phone, my Siri shouts “Starting route to Mull-Aid Anne Woman Vampire With Light Skintone Frog Face!” in a bad Australian accent. I know her #true name.