Things Clone Troopers do to subtly annoy their Jedi, without it seeming like they’re doing it on purpose:
-Constantly pretend the Jedi got their names wrong and gently correcting them
-(Commanders and ARC troopers): switch which shoulder the pauldron is on, and when questioned, act like it’s always been there
-tell wildly different stories about the meanings of certain hairstyles or tattoos
-clear your throat every time your Jedi says a certain word during a briefing
-yell “YES SIR” as loudly as possible, no matter how close your Jedi is standing
-talk loudly to each other about the Force, getting things as wrong as possible, within earshot of as many Jedi as you can
-whenever a Jedi gives you Sage Jedi Advice ™ turn to the nearest brother, tears in your eyes and go “so wise. So knowing. My life is changed. I am hydrated” etc.
-walk down the hallway past your Jedi, making random absurd mouthsounds to your brothers. Claim it’s a Unique Clone Language. Change the nonsense syllables every time and see how many Unique Clone Languages you can convince them you have.
-Whenever anyone mentions Yoda, say “Force rest his soul”. Keep doing it no matter how many times your Jedi insists that Yoda isn’t dead.
-”99 BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE WALL, 99 BOTTLES OF BEEEEER-”
-choose a random, innocuous phrase, like “extra charge packs”, and whenever anyone says it, for whatever reason, burst into laughter and roll around on the ground like it’s the funniest thing you’ve ever heard in your life. If questioned, say “oh, it’s just a clone joke, sir, you wouldn’t get it”
-Choose a random, less innocuous word, like “cockles” and see how many times you can work it into a mission report, debriefing, or planning session without arousing suspicion
-coordinate with every single other trooper on the ship to simultaneously drop whatever they’re holding at the exact same time
-(Cody): sneak into Obi-Wan’s quarters whenever he leaves and trim off the bottom inch or so of all of his tunics. See if he notices before he ends up wearing crop-tops.
-(Rex): get Hardcase to wire a mouse droid to untie Anakin’s bootlaces and re-tie them together. If you time it right, he doesn’t notice until he tries to take a step.
-constantly confuse Jedi with other Jedi, pretend to be as bad at telling them apart as most non-clones are at telling clones apart.
-fake absurd over-the-top hero worship, for another unit’s Jedi, post fanart in places where your own Jedi will see it regularly
-Convince your Jedi that today is a Special Clone Holiday, and we just can’t work today sir, not on Jango Day. See how many fake Clone Holidays you can convince them to let you take off.
i think the thing that sticks out to me about cats in hogwarts is that we have no idea where they go when their owners are studying. there’s an owlry, but no cattery.
do they just wander the corridors? do they disrupt lessons? are there always at least six sitting in front of the fireplace in the great hall?
Yes, and Dumbledore treats every single one of them as if they were McGonagall because he can’t tell
I love the idea of Dumbledore addressing every cat as McGonagall and they bitch about it to her like “I am literally pitch black and he still thought I was you, Minerva”
It’s a well established fact that various fantasy races like to have interracial sex (yes, even orcs. The ritual gangrape thing can go die. They just like fucking non-orcs sometimes). But there’s no reason why the beauty standards have to be the same between races. A fat middle aged guy might be really mediocre by human standards. But for elves, visible aging takes absolutely forever and is a sign of great wisdom and fat is hard to accumulate when you live an active forest lifestyle, have a mostly vegetable diet and your treehouse is 300 steps off the ground, so all the elves think he’s a hunk. Meanwhile, this elf dude he’s hitting on is youthful and leanly muscular, with blond hair and a tan..because he’s an elf, they’re all youthful, being outside almost all the time gets you blond hair and a tan really fast and the amount of treeclimbing they do means everyone is leanly muscular. So they each think they’re both mediocre people and the other is highly attractive. This knowledge is useful for worldbuilding, roleplaying, comedical purposes or the intersection of the three.
I had an NPC in a campaign and if the campaign would have gone on the players could have discovered that she, while being really pretty by human and elf standards, felt really ugly because she’s a half-orc with a strength of 9.
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