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The spread of the black death.

Poland

Poland, tell us your secret.

Poland is the old new Madagascar. 

If I remember correctly, Poland’s secret is that the jews where being blamed all over europe (as usual) as scapegoats for the black plague. Poland was the only place that accepted Jewish refugees, so pretty much all of them moved there. 

Now, one of the major causes of getting the plague was poor hygiene. This proved very effective for the plague because everyone threw their poop into the streets because there were no sewers, and literally no one bathed because it was against their religion. Unless they were jewish, who actually bathed relatively often. When all the jews moved to Poland, they brought bathing with them, and so the plague had little effect there.

Milan survived by quarantining its city and burning down the house of anyone showing early symptoms, with the entire family inside it. 

I reblogged this tons of times, but the Milan info is new.

Damn Italy, you scary.

Poland: “Hey, feeling a bit down? Have a quick wash! There, you see? All better”

Milan:Aw, feeling a bit sick are we? BURN MOTHERFUCKER, BURN!!!!!”

Also, this might have something to do with it: from what I understand, O blood type is uncommonly… common in Poland. Something to do with large families in small villages and a LOT of intermarriage. The black plague was caused by a bacterium that produced, in its waste in the human body, wastes that very closely mimic the “B” marker sugars on red blood cells that keep the body from attacking its own immune system. Anyone who has a B blood type had an immune system that was naturally desensitized to the presence of the bacterium, and therefore was more prone to developing the disease. Anyone who had an O type was doubly lucky because the O blood type means the total absence of ANY markers, A or B, meaning that their bodys’ immune system would react quickly and violently against the invaders, while someone with an A may show symptoms and recover more slowly, while someone with B would have just died. Because O is a recessive blood type, it shows in higher numbers when more people who carry the recessive genes marry other people who also carry the recessive gene. Poland, which has a nearly 700 year history of being conquered by or partnering with every other nation in the surrounding area, was primarily an agricultural country, focused around smaller, farming communities where people were legally tied to, and required to work, “their” land, and so historically never “spread” their genes across a large area. The economy was, and had been, unstable for a very long period of time leading up to the plague, the government had been ineffective and had very little reach in comparison to the armies of the other countries around for a very very long time, and so its people largely remained in small communities where multiple generations of cross-familial inbreeding could have allowed for this more recessive gene to show up more frequently. Thus, there could be a higher percentage of O blood types in any region of the country, guaranteeing less spread of the illness and moving slower when it did manage to travel. Combine this with the fact that there were very few large, urban centers where the disease would thrive, and with the above facts, and you’ve got a lovely recipe for avoiding the plague.

Interestingly enough, as a result from the plague, the entirety of Europe now has a higher percentage of people with O blood type than any other region of the world. 

WHY IS THIS ALL SO COOL

When Tumblr teaches you more about the plague than 12 years of school ever did.

Just to throw a nod in, as a medieval historian, this is all credible, and is the leading theory as to the plagues effectiveness at this point. So. Enjoy your new knowledge!

This is great and amazing! 😘😘😘😘😘😍😍😍

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Re: accidental tickling during interfacing.

  • Drift’s neck is super sensitive, and when his partner kisses or nibbles it in the right way, he breaks out into giggles that can’t be stopped. Some partners give up and let him calm down, others just grin and encourage the tickles.
  • Rung’s back, where his backpack is, is super sensitive when the backpack is gone. So there he is, face down, getting proper fucked, when his partner ghosts a breath over his spinal strut, and Rung makes the most embarrassing snort-laugh. He asks his partner to ignore it, but it’s just too adorable to forget!
  • Rodimus gets sensitive all over when fragged, but his biolights especially are sensitive. His partner thought licking over one would be sexy. Nope. Rodimus laughs so hard his body tenses and almost forces his partner out. There’s no going back. Full out tickle wars ensue.
  • Minimus Ambus, of course, is ticklish all over. If you tickle him he will cite the Autobot rulebook over cruel and unusual punishments and the mood is dead.
  • Ratchet’s hands are sensitive, but his wrists and pedes are ticklish as fuck. He usually yells ‘QUIT IT’ if you tickle him though, in that medic way that makes you listen.
  • If you touch Windblade’s head kibble the right way in interfacing, she will squeal and giggle high enough to glitch audials, but she’s so darn cute it’s hard to not do again. She also kicks her feet in the air.
  • Starscream refuses to admit that he laughs when the base of his wings are touched, but he totally does, and it’s hilarious to watch him stifle his laughs when someone’s touching them and interfacing with him.
  • If you tickle Prowl, he gets up and flips the bed over. 0/10 would not reccomend. 

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Imagine your favorite robot seeing it start to snow on Earth for the first time, and they can’t resist the urge to go play around in it.

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don’t think he would enjoy it that much

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but then there is this one

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“snow” your participating in over 132 violations of the tyrest accord, half of which involves my ship

cease and desist 

*likes to think he would angrily want to ticket all the snowflakes*

@iopele @rayearthmagic @the-sparkbeat I get the impression some mechs aren’t pleased by this white stuff

omfg Drift you giant robodork! *falls over laughing*

@bett-splendens mate LOOKIT SOUNDERS

Yes, silly bby. He’s gonna have ice around all his spines when he gets back up. 

Wanna bet Laserbeak is somewhere off to the side fluttering around and making explosion-esque snow angels? 

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This is ridiculous. 

This👏🏼 was👏🏼 a👏🏼 joke.👏🏼 KIKÉ HERNANDEZ SET UP THIS PICTURE AND POSTED IT ON HIS TWITTER HIMSELF to make fun of how short he is. Literally the opposite of fragile masculinity. Everyone stop ruining his good name he is the sweetest goofball in all of baseball he deserves better I love him.

Sharing for context. I pretty much figured there was a joke here or you wouldn’t see the bucket.

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ineffectualdemon:

How to determine if a kids injury is serious or not

offer them “medicinal chocolate” if they stop crying it’s fine if they carry on crying/refuse the chocolate then it’s serious

From age two apparently^^

Oh wow I never heard this one.

German edition: offer the kid to blow away the pain. If it’s better afterwards it’s okay, if they refuse or still screaming it’s serious

Also a lot healthier than giving your kid chocolate everytime they cry tbh

It’s not everytime they cry it’s only if they get injured and you’re unsure if it’s serious because they are screaming but you can’t tell if they are overreacting or not

For things that are clearly a minor bump we give kisses instead

And before anyone thinks if a kid is screaming it’s not an over reaction

My kid fell off their bike and skinned their knee. Just skinned it that’s all and they went into full on scream/crying hysterical because it was bleeding and they hadn’t had an injury where they bled within their memory

It wasn’t so much the pain as the blood that made them hysterical.

In that case we could see it wasn’t serious but the chocolate helped them calm down and then I got them to tell me about Terraria until they were calm and their wound was dressed

It was absolutely an overreaction to a skinned knee but it was also an understandable one

Kids don’t have experience or pain tolerance we do and sometimes it’s hard to tell if it’s something that requires a trip to the hospital or not

Also, it’s not gonna hurt your kid to give them, like, 10 chocolate chips every time they get an injury of some sort.