Me, talking about my Half-Orc Character: Well, she really only knows orcish dances. Which really boil down to two varieties.
Me: One- Mosh Pit with PVP enabled.
Me: Two- no clothes permitted while dancing for the goddess.

giorgybachika:

themadcapmathematician:

Existing transformers games:

-you punch and kill some things

Games fans want:

-gay robot dating sim

-collect rodimus stars through increasingly stupid and bizarre tasks

-incompetent robot doctor sim

-rhythm game ala kinnect star wars dance game but with giant robots

-undercover cybertronian is forced to work office job via holoform while also going on missons. Bonus if the player character is markedly bad at pretending to be human. Triple bonus if other office workers are also aliens of various species but the player must spy on them while pretending not to notice they’re aliens

-literally anything with lost light shenanigans

-two player game where you each play as components of a headmaster and have to coordinate your controller movements and maintain drift compatibility while fighting

-minicon guerilla warfare

-a game where you play as soundwave and your only goal is to adopt every smaller robot you come across

-a game in which you play as whirl and hes whirl and its gr8

-a game entirely dedicated to jet judo

-transformers dress up/doll maker

-optimus prime is the player character but except instead of fighting your only goal is to avoid ratchet as he tries to bring you in for a physical. Bonus if its a two player and the other person plays ratchet

-prowl flipping tables: the game

I need ALL of these, expecially the last

sixpenceee:

The following is a rare half male and half female butterfly. The butterfly was determined to be a Lexias pardalis, and its condition is called bilateral gynandromorphy. Gynandromorphism is most frequently noticed in bird and butterfly species where the two sexes have very different coloration. (Source)

Gynandromorphs are chimeras, i.e. two different sets of genetics in one animal. They usually happen when a set of non-identical twins, or members of a larger litter, fuse in the womb. It happens in egg-born animals when two fertilized egg cells end up encased in the same egg and fuse due to the lack of space. They’re probably more common than we think, but chimeras are impossible to detect without testing every inch of a creature’s body for DNA, inside and out. Gynandromorphs like this one are often more obvious, but, in animals (say, fish) with minimal sexual dimorphism, often go unnoticed. Chicken gynandromorphs are particularly neat to see, they have the fluffy rooster hackles on just one side, and a thick leg and spur on that side.

my favourite character’s weapons in no order

apexianthoughts:

optimus prime: lava
axe and blue lazer guns

bumblebee: shooty
guns

arcee: lesbIAN
BLADES

chromia: sheer
power of anger alone

Starscream: words
and screaming

Thundercracker: pureness

Ironhide: he is
the weapon

Wheeljack: who
knows what it’ll be next

Megatron: a giant
a$$ cannon – wait, you don’t fight anymore? oh, wait, so now the power of edge
and darkness is at your side? oh, there’s your cannon again. nevermind. No
fighting. Just words.

Rodimus: a
campfire gone wrong

Ultra magnus: rules

Prowl: tables

Fulcrum: suicide
– wait, that doesn’t work

Misfire: mistakes

ratchet: the power of being 100% done with everything

Grimlock: flame
sword

whirl: zero shits