bettsplendens:

this guy on this cooking show has a fedora + a neckbeard and is evidently a card-carrying member of MENSA who literally carries the card in his wallet. Something about how “it’s all part of [his] drive and competitiveness”. 

“I may not have won, but I can still say that I’m one of the most intelligent people in the United States” 

no, no, you don’t have to be that smart to get into MENSA, hush your boasting face.

There’s really no need for more than, like, 5 main kinds of dog food and one category of specialty ones. You just need

  • Puppy
  • Adult dog
  • Old dog
  • VERY ACTIVE dog
  • Especially-fancy-haired dog
  • Assorted specialty diets to deal with allergies

You don’t need different food for every different breed of dog, that’s nonsense.

this guy on this cooking show has a fedora + a neckbeard and is evidently a card-carrying member of MENSA who literally carries the card in his wallet. Something about how “it’s all part of [his] drive and competitiveness”. 

gallusrostromegalus:

tyrannosaurus-rex:

the-bitch-of-izalith:

tyrannosaurus-rex:

typhlosionns:

shit-lizard:

dnd idea: an 8-ball but it has a d20 in it so you have to shake it and the d20 rises out of the murky liquid to decide your fate

Good news I found the exact opposite object

yall. every magic 8 ball already has always had a d20 inside.

It doesn’t have the numbers on it though so you can’t use it for dnd

thats quitter talk

1. We LITERALLY handed a magic eight-ball to a player who was having difficulty learning how to role-play so they could practice reacting with a prompt, then later, when they had a better idea of what Thragnor was really like, shaking the ball and going “No, that’s not right”.

2. I am 100% positive you can play any intrigue-based game with this.

3. Are we not gonna discuss the “chain mail” out of binder rings? 

They last longer if you just gently turn them over instead of shaking.