bettsplendens:

this guy on this cooking show has a fedora + a neckbeard and is evidently a card-carrying member of MENSA who literally carries the card in his wallet. Something about how “it’s all part of [his] drive and competitiveness”. 

“I may not have won, but I can still say that I’m one of the most intelligent people in the United States” 

no, no, you don’t have to be that smart to get into MENSA, hush your boasting face.