Alright, here’s a tip: When a goose starts coming at you like this, don’t freak out. Just reach down and grab its neck, right behind its head. Holding just tightly enough to keep a grip, keep it close to you, and hook your other arm over its back and under its belly. Lift it up, hold its body firmly against you, keep ahold of the neck so it can’t bite you, and you have a goose. Carry it around a bit, show it to small children, then go throw it (gently) into the nearest body of water. It’ll leave you alone.