Month: August 2017

uglyfoxybaby:

artnmxlanin:

romanovva:

start holding your boyfriends to best friend standards pls

“my boyfriend was annoyed that I didn’t shave for days” vs “my best friend was annoyed that I didn’t shave for days”

“my boyfriend doesn’t like my haircut so I’m growing it out again” vs “my best friend doesn’t like my haircut so I’m growing it out again”

“my boyfriend hates when I wear makeup so I guess I have to stop” vs “my best friend hates when I wear makeup so I guess I have to stop”

if your boyfriend would leave you for something that your best friend wouldn’t care about, KILL THEM AND EAT THEM

Lmfao

true tho because people forget having a partner is literally just having another best friend with a slightly different intimacy thrown in, not all the rules should change and you should feel 100% as comfortable with your partner as you do with a friend. it took me a long time to realize that. 

Why I didn’t reblog your “missing person” post

thewonderfears:

charleythehouseplant:

terrorfromtheyear5000:

  • There’s no date on it.
  • There’s no number to call if we actually do see that person.
  • It’s just a random picture and I have to take your word for it that the person’s name, age, and last known location are all accurate.
  • Therefore:
  • For all I know that kid was found two years ago.
  • Or was never missing.
  • We don’t know if they’re actually missing or if the post was made by an abuser looking for their victim.

log this

FUCKING NASA

shitpost-senpai:

boss-of-the-plains:

toddpost-senpai:

overlyobsessedfanqueen:

I’m fucking pissing myself.
You know how all of Jupiter’s moons are named after his lovers and affairs?
Yeah. NASA is sending a craft to check up on Jupiter.
You know what the craft is called?

JUNO.

Who’s Juno?

JUPITER’S WIFE.

NASA IS SENDING JUPITER’S WIFE TO CHECK ON JUPITER AND HIS AFFAIRS AND LOVERS.

FUCKING NASA

Protip: Since it’s inception NASA has been comprised of 75% magnificent bastards and 25% tricky dicks

This is a song ground control used to wake the astronauts with. It is the earliest form of Micspam i can think of. It’s also the only song to ever be banned by NASA.

NASA invented Micspam.

IS THAT EVEN A FUCKING SONG!?!?!?!?!?!? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

@biavanne !!!!!!!!!

That’s not all.

During the apollo missions, They were fairly sure they were gonna die, so NASA gave them all corvettes

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Which they proceeded to dragrace around the NASA complex, do burnouts and doughnuts and all kinds of tomfoolery

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Then there was the time Al Shepard went to the moon, and it simply wasn’t enough.

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So he brings a fucking golf club to the moon and plays golf on the moon.

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The man had an engineer make him a custom golf club he could hide in his suit, just so he could goof off.

Then there was a time they drew a dick on mars

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lookatthisbabybird:

Sacramento Zoo Welcomes 5 Baby Flamingos After Chick Drought

SACRAMENTO (AP) — “Five baby flamingos have hatched at the Sacramento Zoo after an 18-year drought of the spindly-legged creatures.

The eggs hatched between June 28 and July 18. Zoo spokeswoman Tonja Candelaria said the birds are finicky and that a number of factors may have resulted in the baby gap and sudden laying of eggs this season.

The chicks need daily walks to strengthen their legs. Eventually, they will join the others at the zoo lake, which is already home to 36 adult American flamingos.

American flamingos have been at the zoo since 1966.

The American flamingo is native to South America and the Caribbean. Adult flamingos are pink, but the chicks are downy white. Pigments in their aquatic food give the birds their pink coloration.”