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trveroman:

theprisonindustrialcomplex:

yurujoeri:

I like the implication that Dracula recognizes Trevor as a Belmont because of how wimpy his punches are.

I like that interpretation more. “Ah yes, this bastard, who’s first instinct upon seeing the world’s most powerful vampire was to punch him in the face. Yes, he’s from that family isn’t he?”

*gets punched in the face*

“There’s only one clan of absolute fucking lunatics in this backwater sty crazy enough to see the avatar of evil and throw a haymaker. Belmont, how’re you doing? How’s the family?”

@goofyzachial

inseltierdoktor:

“A horse asks itself one question every day: ‘what am I gonna do today, homicide or suicide?’ and lucky for us, they almost always choose suicide.”

-Large Animal Surgery Professor

revtomdildomolar:

the hilarious thing about mtmte is how little anything has to do with them being robots who can turn into cars. its all like We are tasked with rebuilding the identity of our kind after millenia of what we all believed to be Civil War Without End and everyone has PTSD and people keep Dying Horribly during our Wacky Space Adventures and giving everybody else even Worse PTSD and also a lot of it is Really Funny, Somehow, also we can turn into cars did i mention,

mitigatedchaos:

Watching these videos of people keeping exotic animals on the Internet.

Then you look it up, and it’s like…

bebhemmo:

Why am I positive this actually happened though

ciphersnazzy:

warlordzana:

Megatron: Alright, listen up you little shits

Megatron: Not you, Soundwave. you’re an angel and we’re thrilled you’re here

“decepticon employee of the month every month”

misshunbun:

How do I get access to this Patreon plz

sharkchunks:

beardsbluntsbroncos:

And the award for best use of that deer GIF ever goes to…

soundgay:

relatable scenario: subconsciously staring at lord megatrons aft as he walks past in hallway; catching own faux pas at last second and jerking gaze away on reflex, even though lord megatron was not directing optical attentions towards self in the first place

vampireapologist:

vampireapologist:

my fav thing in wildlife research is the concept of animals being “trap happy” meaning the same animal goes into a trap on purpose again and again after it’s caught the first time bc it was like “hey…..there was food in there and Zero (0) predators and then they just let me go in the morning…….”

on one hand it fucks up our data but on the other hand……..I Get It you Funky Little Rodents

if it were pouring rain on my walk home from work at night and I found a big metal box full of pizza and a bed where no one else could bother me and the only condition is that in the cold light of day I’d have to face a bunch of scientists weighing me and then letting me go on the sidewalk I’d probably end up in there a lot.