Tag: yes good

harryjamesheadcanons:

Those who think they are descended from Salthzaar Slytherin are sorely mistaken. He never sired any children. However, one of the factors driving the rumors of his family tree stem from the Parseltongue they assume follows his family line. 

All five of Helga Hufflepuff’s children – with a mild mannered wizard from valley broad – grew up speaking Parseltongue, learned from years of bedtime stories from their favorite uncle Salthzaar. 

Everyone who believes themselves a pure Slytherin – many of them superior and distainful of all other houses – is actually a descendant of the fair and loyal Hufflepuff. 

fortheloveofsinkind:

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So I asked my friend if ratchet can overload just by messing with his hands and I got a yes. SO.

(August is the only person I can think of that would do this)

I already drew August being fascinated by ratchet’s hands and poking around and messing around with them. And like Ratchet didn’t /mean/ to get super turned on but he did. And so half way he’s all flustered and pink but August is so focused that he doesn’t pay attention to ratchet.

When he leaves he thinks about it some more and realized that omg I made ratchet cream his pants.

So then AS A SCIENCE EXPERIEMENT, he goes back the next day and is like “hey can I see your other hand? I think there’s something different about it?” And Ratchet is like ??? They are identical???“ But lets him browse again. And Ratchet is PREPARED now to like lock up. Trying to be as stoic as he can.

But August kind of caresses his hand, presses lightly on his palm and pulls on his fingers. And uses his fleshy hand to ghost a warm sensation as he picks at the seems with his other hand.

Ratchet is SUFFERING and is great watching him gasp a little and squirm.

“how sensitive are your hands?” August innocently asks and not at all will exploit it.

And Ratchet explains that he can CONTROL SENSATIVITY and that only makes it >:3c

So August asks if he can bump the sensativity and massages/prods him again. Lightly tapping and touching his hand and asking “can you feel that? How about this?” At different sensativities and in one part August is fascinated but another part likes seeing ratchet squirm more.

I bet at some point ratchet caves and just exvents and lets out all this steam and air and, genuine interest, wonders if ratchet likes soft sensation and idk takes off his shirt and puts ratchet’s hand on him? Idk lol

ANYWAY BIGGEST POINT, August messing with Ratchet and his sensative hands.

@indigocloudcourt

galahadwilder:

Headcanon that Barry Allen frequently attempts to get mugged so he can pull pranks on his muggers without anyone being able to see what he’s doing

“Gimme your wallet!”

“How bout I give you back your underwear instead”

“WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU A WIZARD”

highlyfunctioning-fangirl:

starfleetrambo:

xshiromorix:

capt-james-t-kirk:

supernaturalfan1:

underthestarssofaraway:

captainmatsuoka:

I like how everyone seems like they’re dead tired and Thor’s just there going
‘om nom nom this is a shawarma nom nom nom’

Notice how Clint and Natasha seemed to have appropriated half of each others’ chairs.

and I think Tony is just realizing that he literally died and was scared back to life by the man to his left

and steve, being the senior citizen, is simply nodding off

Also, the dude behind the counter just nonchalantly making shawarma for the goddamn Avengers like they come in every day.

#meanwhile loki is outside tied to the bike rack with mjolnir on his chest

I’ve reblogged this about five times already and I dont plan on stopping

Bruce, you just got done being a few dozen times larger than that. Please eat an amount of food that needs to be held in two hands, rather than two fingers.

Source: captainmatsuoka

poseidhn:

rockatransky:

some very nice color schemes:

  • gold and blood
  • deep water, rusty clay cliffs
  • wet sand and black ink
  • lilac, wisteria, lavender, and bronze
  • honeycomb, pomegranate seeds, and raw meat
  • the green/silver/rotting earth tones of old growth forests
  • clean, milky sky blue and the bright, bruised tones of out-of-control fire
  • every gentle grey you can think of shot through with electric teal
  • overripe peach and faded off-white

here’s some more

  • deep violet with subtle silver
  • azure and teal tropical waters streaked with the deep dark blue and the soft beige of white sand beaches
  • cool sunset indigo and red brick
  • soft pale blue with pastel cotton candy pink
  • rose gold and gray/white
  • emerald green on marble
  • anything bas-relief tbh like a cityscape with thunderstorm gray in the background

alienpornunlimited:

Megatron: Listen, if I need to dispell my charge that bad, I’ll just seduce the least threatening of all these Autobots. It might not be a lot of fun, but it’ll do the trick and I won’t have to worry about any surprises.

Megatron, hours later: HEY QUICK QUESTION WHO LET THIS FUCK MACHINE™ BE SO GODDAMN CUTE AND HARMLESS LOOKING BECAUSE????????