I want to share this awesome video with all of you! The aquarium up here where I volunteer normally has a light bar connected to conductors in the tank to physically represent Loki the electric eelâs charge. But for the season they made it even cooler by adding Christmas lights! Here you see him being fed one of his meals!
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The royal family employs no bodyguards. A would-be assassin discovers why.
âPlease?â the crown prince said hopefully.
The assassin hesitated. âIâm not sure Iâm comfortable with this.â
âCome on, youâre doing great. Just one stab, itâll be easy-peasy.â The prince  spread his arms wide, leaving his throat and chest vulnerable.
âLook, Iâm going to level with you,â the assassin said. âI took this contract on the assumption that you were a bad dude. Usually when a country goes bankrupt this fast, itâs because whoeverâs in charge is raiding the treasury. But once I infiltrated the guard, I actually had to spend time around you, and youâre just.â The assassin threw her hands up in disgust. âYouâre a really nice person! Thereâs no getting around it! So Iâm not super on board with murdering you now. Nothing personal.â
âBut if you donât, my sisters wonât get the life insurance payout, and the country will be in debt for the next century!â
âIâm pretty sure arranging for your own assassination is insurance fraud.â
âYour whole job is to commit murder,â the prince said, âand now youâre worried about a little insurance fraud?â
The assassin pinched the bridge of her nose. âOkay, letâs back up and think about this rationally. Have you considered faking your own death?â
This was not what I was expecting, and it is glorious.
What if instead of gilly weed Harry had showed up to the black lake challenge in muggle scuba gear like âlike whereâs your advanced magic now bitches? Got me a free fishing knife with this thingâ
Honestly I just want an AU where Harry approached all his magical problems with muggle solutions. Nobody knows how to handle it because heâs supposed to be there learning magic but you know what, it fucking works.
Give me Harry Potter who is like fucking MacGuyver up in this shit, creating his own non-magical solutions to magical problems.
âPotter how did you get past the enchanted keys to the Sorcererâs Stone?â
âI used a fucking net.â
âHow did you get past the dragon?â
Harry shines a little red light on the wall âworks on cats, why not a dragonâ
âHow did you get through the hedge maze?â
âWeed-b-gone, itâs like a pound. Nothing will ever grow there againâ
Itâs the final battle between Harry and Voldemort. The Dark Lord begins to prepare a spell to end Harry Potterâs life once and for all whenâŚ.
Reblogging because this is funny and the gif is perfect.
This is how I imagine all the modern day muggleborns solve their problems, like theyâre having a hard time with herbology, so they just head over to the room of requirement think âI really need a place where my damn cell phone is going to workâ and the room makes it happen, then they go in, and call their gran and be like âhey can you send me like, a standard gardening kit? Thanks granâ they get it, and like all the various muggle science made things make herbology loads easier. A muggleborn kid decides they want to help Madame pomfrey in the hospital wing, and they notice she has to brew these really complex potions to help students with like, colds or allergies or whatever, they just write home and be like âhey, dad, can you send me like, 3 boxes of NyQuil and Claritin? Thanksâ and then they show Madame pomfrey how the muggles fix illness.
a group of muggleborns all over the world start teaching the pure bloods at their various schools about the Internet and suddenly there are a bunch of Reddit threads called shit like r/potions and r/transfiguration where theyâre all helping each other figure out how to do their homework and r/hogwartssecrets where they all start finding ways to screw with the stairs and create new secret passages and a special wizard version of ratemyprofessor pops up.
a small group of muggleborns who went home for Christmas all got those little BB-8 droids for Christmas and then used magic to make them sentient and repainted them to be unique and now thereâs a bunch of witches and wizards walking around hogwarts with ball droid familiars
I suggest Harry Potter and the Methods of rationality tbh
i suggest harry potter and the methods of rationality
I stopped worrying about how Iâm stuck with progress or that Iâm
just drawing identical things all the time and same face half of the
characters I do. I donât have the motivation to sit down and do
figure drawings or perspective or backgrounds to push myself like all my friends do. This dumb
mindset just keeps me from doing art in the first place and I lack
the energy to go out of my comfort zone. There I said it.
It is good to strive for more with your skills âŚbut also if you
feel as exhausted as me, just creating itself is fine too.
So yes first picture of 2018 is this smug bastard again because he needed a pin up.
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