eerian-sadow:

lukeleiahan:

But like, imagine an AU where for once not all the moms die and Beru actually survives:

  • Beru was at the market when the Stormtroopers came. She leaves when she has a bad feeling, and when she sees smoke rising from the farm, she starts running
  • she arrives just in time to see Luke staring at the skeleton  that used to be her husband
  • (she doesn’t really… realize it, at first, what the skeleton in the charred ruins of her home means, but then she looks at Luke, at the utterly frozen look in his eyes, and something just… breaks inside of her)
  • Old Ben shows up soon after, and Beru tells him that he better have an idea to get them of the planet
  • Beru has never left Tatooine before, but if the Empire killed her Owen this openly, than Luke and her are next on the list, and she’s not going to stand for that
  • and anyway, Old Ben is a Jedi. That’s got to be good for something
  • the Falcon is dirty and dinged up, but it’s flying, so she’ll take it
  • she’s not sure what to make of this Han Solo guy, he seems a bit too much like the Hutt’s lackeys for her taste, but his partner seems trustworthy
  • Luke is so exited to see the galaxy, it hurts Beru a bit to watch it
  • especially the idea of helping a princess is very exciting to her boy, and Beru can’t help but remember his father, not her Owen, but that young and angry boy who loved that offworlder lady. Beru had often wondered whether Padme had been royalty, because she sure seemed rich enough to be
  • Old Ben teaches Luke some jedi things, and the thought of Anakin disappears as quickly as it came, because that is her boy, sweet and curious and endlessly fascinated with the universe
  • Alderaan is… gone, and for a moment, Beru can’t breathe, thinking about all those poor people, while the others are still trying to grasp what happened
  • then they’re on the Death Star, and she stays with those strange little droids, because someone with a blaster should, and because Luke is already scared enough
  • he doesn’t need to worry about losing her, too
  • over coms she follows those boys misadventures, and wonders when exactly Han Solo became someone she worried about
  • then everything happens incredibly fast, and the princess is safely with them but Old Ben is dead
  • (coward, Beru thinks rather unkindly, leaving just like that when things get difficult)

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This is so beautiful. I kinda want to read this AU now. I hope someone writes it.

shrineart:

snailchimera:

jocularwitticism:

deskgirl:

nonbinaryviola:

talk street magic to me

drawing power from the metro lines

illusionists busking illegally, shimmering lights disintegrating as they run

plant mages tending tiny rooftop and windowbox gardens

elementary school kids learning basic sigils on the playground

wixen taking a while to key into the magic in new cities when they move

alchemists dealing on the side to support their experiments

middle schoolers making friendship talismans and amulets for everyone

numerologists who’ll do your math homework for $5 or divine your fortune for $10

kids mass-texting luck and speed spells when their parties get broken up by the cops

Hell yeah, let’s talk about magic.

Like elementary kids learning silly (or inappropriate) charms from each other on the bus, the same way we learned our first swear words. Clapping games across the bus aisle, but with spells instead of rhymes.

Worrying that your friend is getting into dark magic, but not knowing how to talk to them about it. Intervention programs for kids abusing hexes and runes, because magic has given them control over something for once in their life, and they’re starting to make some dangerous choices.

Psychic teachers knowing when you’re cheating. Knowing when you’re having trouble with homework. Or at home. Knowing when you need tutoring or an AP course because you’re just not being challenged or a different teaching method because you can’t process what you’re learning in class no matter how hard you try, and the teacher tells you it’s okay, they know. They know.

Magic graffiti. Graffiti in wild places, and graffiti that vanishes when certain people roll by like the police. Or graffiti that only appears when the police walk by to insult them. Murals. Swirling, living murals on the sides of buildings. Murals that—if you listen closely—can be heard, not just seen.

In the evenings, kids hiding out in someone’s backyard or an alley passing around a joint and casting minor illusions to watch while high.

Chalk artists making works that are so realistic, they come to life off of the sidewalk.

One man bands in the park, with instruments floating around playing themselves.

Punk concerts in empty lots with amped out music and lights, but noise-cancelling spells and illusion hide them in plain sight from anyone outside of the lot.

Mediums predicting people in need, and making sure to be there at just the right moment to lend them a helping hand. “You seem upset, do you need to talk?” “Oh, you’re a dollar short? No, don’t put the milk back; I’ll cover you.” “You really ought to try taking your resume to this store. Trust me.”

Necromancers in forensics speaking with the dead to solve homicides and cold cases. Living lie detectors as beat cops and detectives and DEA agents.

Strangely cheap five star food diners that bake actual love into their apple pie, and they always know your dietary restrictions without being told.

Service golems in various sizes and shapes, making sure their magic users aren’t crowded, get medical attention, go where they need to, etc. They don’t get distracted, they can be hollow to hold things like medications, and in rare instances, they seem to develop loving attachment to their users despite not being alive.

Little old landladies who dabble in witchcraft brewing homeopathic remedies for people in their apartment complex.

Street magic is an amazing concept.

Heck yes.

Cars with paintjobs covered in sigils, protecting them and others from harm.

Churches that are literal sanctuary, backed up with wards to prevent violence being done within their walls.

Practitioners of Sympathetic Magic using company logos to invoke the associated concepts – a nike tattoo makes you faster, something stamped with “Nokia” is more durable.

The old leylines don’t work, but the highways, train lines, water mains and high-tension cables do the trick.

Magic Conventions.

just. Magic Conventions.

All of this please.

There’s one street where magic doesn’t work right and everyone avoids it because “something happened there” no one knows what but you know you don’t go down that street.

If you were born there the city knows you. You find shops you’re looking for more easily, doors appear where they weren’t before and lead you right where you need. To be known by the city is a blessing.

Hospitals are places CHARGED with energy. So much happens in them they become living leylines. Often they realize they don’t need machines anymore, the rooms monitor the patients just as well. Nurses will get a feeling something is wrong with a certain room and arrive right before a patient codes so that they can help as soon as possible.

An old woman in the park feeding pixies instead of pigeons.

A woman who takes in imps and other injured magical creatures instead of cats.

penny-anna:

penny-anna:

penny-anna:

The Hobbits try shoes

Sam: *walking about like a cat in booties* oh no… Oh no…

Frodo: *stands up* *immediately falls down*

Merry: you just spend all your time with your feet in… jail? In foot jail?? This is the worst

Pippin: *stomping about* haha Merry look, I’m a human! Get out of my way! I’m in a hurry! Where’s my horse? My name’s Boromir- *trips over laces and goes down hard* ow

Pippin: Merry help I’m stuck Merry *wrenching at shoes* STOP LAUGHING i’M A TOOK WE HAVE WIDE FEET

Merry: why are there so many laces this is so over-complicated

Frodo: *frantically kicking off shoes* nope nope nope nope nope

Gimli: Sam just walk normally

Sam: I don’t know where my feet are!

Gimli: they’re at the ends of your legs lad!

Sam: Mister Frodo help

& while all this is happening literally every other member of the Fellowship losing their gotdamn shit at the sight of a bunch of grown men (+Pippin) unable to figure out how shoes work

Frodo: alright I’m going to try again *stands up* *WHAM* oww

Aragorn: *sobering up* Okay Frodo seriously take those off before you really hurt yourself

~later~

Pippin: I suddenly have a new respect for all you shoe-wearing folks

Boromir: Pippin no offence but that is literally one of the most ridiculous things I’ve ever heard anyone say

errandofmercy:

hattedhedgehog:

Kíli can’t tell elf genders apart, he just finds everyone really pretty.

(I headcanon that dwarves express their gender with braids, as it’s simple but effective and can be changed as the individual sees fit. As elves don’t have a similar system, younger Dwarves find it difficult to address elves with proper pronouns, because “what do you mean we have to guess based on their features? Assume based on stereotypical traits, how impolite!”)

Looooove

nambroth:

HEY things are kinda garbage so let’s have some CHICKEN PHOTOS

Top to bottom, left to right:

Lorp the black Australorp strikes the BADASS GRASS FAUX CIG pose

‘Relly the Messed Up Faverolles is enchanted by a phone: MIRACLES

Willow the Easter Eggers STARES AT A THING (it’s bird poop)

‘Relly  E X P A N D S

Baron Rufflerump (A.K.A. Puddles A.K.A. Bubbles) the Cochin rooster is always a beautiful man

Mildred the Cochin exists largely

Topsy-Turvy – Chapter 10

dracoqueen22:

Chapters: 10/15
Fandom: Transformers – All Media Types
Rating: Mature
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Megatron/Rodimus, Orion Pax/Shockwave, Drift | Deadlock/Perceptor
Characters: Megatron (Transformers), Rodimus (Transformers), Orion Pax | Optimus Prime, senator shockwave, Starscream (Transformers), Soundwave (Transformers), Drift | Deadlock, Perceptor (Transformers), Ensemble, Whirl (Transformers), Ratchet (Transformers), Frenzy (Transformers), Rumble (Transformers), Springer (Transformers), Grimlock (Transformers)
Additional Tags: Harpyformers AU, Slow Burn, Romance, Unrequited Love, Identity Reveal, Sexual Content
Series: Part 1 of Flights of Fancy
Summary: If asked, Liege Megatron of the Kaon Aerie would say his life was perfect. With a content, growing flock to manage, he had nothing to worry about. Loneliness was part of a Liege’s life, he’d decided. Until the bright-spirited Hot Rod comes along, determined to be the exception to the rule.

*coughs* 

In which the author would like to remind you that this fic is rated NSFW. Also featuring cute little egglets hatching. 😉

Topsy-Turvy – Chapter 10