But like, imagine an AU where for once not all the moms die and Beru actually survives:
Beru was at the market when the Stormtroopers came. She leaves when she has a bad feeling, and when she sees smoke rising from the farm, she starts running
she arrives just in time to see Luke staring at the skeleton that used to be her husband
(she doesnât really⌠realize it, at first, what the skeleton in the charred ruins of her home means, but then she looks at Luke, at the utterly frozen look in his eyes, and something just⌠breaks inside of her)
Old Ben shows up soon after, and Beru tells him that he better have an idea to get them of the planet
Beru has never left Tatooine before, but if the Empire killed her Owen this openly, than Luke and her are next on the list, and sheâs not going to stand for that
and anyway, Old Ben is a Jedi. Thatâs got to be good for something
the Falcon is dirty and dinged up, but itâs flying, so sheâll take it
sheâs not sure what to make of this Han Solo guy, he seems a bit too much like the Huttâs lackeys for her taste, but his partner seems trustworthy
Luke is so exited to see the galaxy, it hurts Beru a bit to watch it
especially the idea of helping a princess is very exciting to her boy, and Beru canât help but remember his father, not her Owen, but that young and angry boy who loved that offworlder lady. Beru had often wondered whether Padme had been royalty, because she sure seemed rich enough to be
Old Ben teaches Luke some jedi things, and the thought of Anakin disappears as quickly as it came, because that is her boy, sweet and curious and endlessly fascinated with the universe
Alderaan is⌠gone, and for a moment, Beru canât breathe, thinking about all those poor people, while the others are still trying to grasp what happened
then theyâre on the Death Star, and she stays with those strange little droids, because someone with a blaster should, and because Luke is already scared enough
he doesnât need to worry about losing her, too
over coms she follows those boys misadventures, and wonders when exactly Han Solo became someone she worried about
then everything happens incredibly fast, and the princess is safely with them but Old Ben is dead
(coward, Beru thinks rather unkindly, leaving just like that when things get difficult)
illusionists busking illegally, shimmering lights disintegrating as they run
plant mages tending tiny rooftop and windowbox gardens
elementary school kids learning basic sigils on the playground
wixen taking a while to key into the magic in new cities when they move
alchemists dealing on the side to support their experiments
middle schoolers making friendship talismans and amulets for everyone
numerologists whoâll do your math homework for $5 or divine your fortune for $10
kids mass-texting luck and speed spells when their parties get broken up by the cops
Hell yeah, letâs talk about magic.
Like elementary kids learning silly (or inappropriate) charms from each other on the bus, the same way we learned our first swear words. Clapping games across the bus aisle, but with spells instead of rhymes.
Worrying that your friend is getting into dark magic, but not knowing how to talk to them about it. Intervention programs for kids abusing hexes and runes, because magic has given them control over something for once in their life, and theyâre starting to make some dangerous choices.
Psychic teachers knowing when youâre cheating. Knowing when youâre having trouble with homework. Or at home. Knowing when you need tutoring or an AP course because youâre just not being challenged or a different teaching method because you canât process what youâre learning in class no matter how hard you try, and the teacher tells you itâs okay, they know. They know.
Magic graffiti. Graffiti in wild places, and graffiti that vanishes when certain people roll by like the police. Or graffiti that only appears when the police walk by to insult them. Murals. Swirling, living murals on the sides of buildings. Murals thatâif you listen closelyâcan be heard, not just seen.
In the evenings, kids hiding out in someoneâs backyard or an alley passing around a joint and casting minor illusions to watch while high.
Chalk artists making works that are so realistic, they come to life off of the sidewalk.
One man bands in the park, with instruments floating around playing themselves.
Punk concerts in empty lots with amped out music and lights, but noise-cancelling spells and illusion hide them in plain sight from anyone outside of the lot.
Mediums predicting people in need, and making sure to be there at just the right moment to lend them a helping hand. âYou seem upset, do you need to talk?â âOh, youâre a dollar short? No, donât put the milk back; Iâll cover you.â âYou really ought to try taking your resume to this store. Trust me.â
Necromancers in forensics speaking with the dead to solve homicides and cold cases. Living lie detectors as beat cops and detectives and DEA agents.
Strangely cheap five star food diners that bake actual love into their apple pie, and they always know your dietary restrictions without being told.
Service golems in various sizes and shapes, making sure their magic users arenât crowded, get medical attention, go where they need to, etc. They donât get distracted, they can be hollow to hold things like medications, and in rare instances, they seem to develop loving attachment to their users despite not being alive.
Little old landladies who dabble in witchcraft brewing homeopathic remedies for people in their apartment complex.
Street magic is an amazing concept.
Heck yes.
Cars with paintjobs covered in sigils, protecting them and others from harm.
Churches that are literal sanctuary, backed up with wards to prevent violence being done within their walls.
Practitioners of Sympathetic Magic using company logos to invoke the associated concepts – a nike tattoo makes you faster, something stamped with âNokiaâ is more durable.
The old leylines donât work, but the highways, train lines, water mains and high-tension cables do the trick.
Magic Conventions.
just. Magic Conventions.
All of this please.
Thereâs one street where magic doesnât work right and everyone avoids it because âsomething happened thereâ no one knows what but you know you donât go down that street.
If you were born there the city knows you. You find shops youâre looking for more easily, doors appear where they werenât before and lead you right where you need. To be known by the city is a blessing.
Hospitals are places CHARGED with energy. So much happens in them they become living leylines. Often they realize they donât need machines anymore, the rooms monitor the patients just as well. Nurses will get a feeling something is wrong with a certain room and arrive right before a patient codes so that they can help as soon as possible.
An old woman in the park feeding pixies instead of pigeons.
A woman who takes in imps and other injured magical creatures instead of cats.
Sam: *walking about like a cat in booties* oh no⌠Oh noâŚ
Frodo: *stands up* *immediately falls down*
Merry: you just spend all your time with your feet in⌠jail? In foot jail?? This is the worst
Pippin: *stomping about* haha Merry look, Iâm a human! Get out of my way! Iâm in a hurry! Whereâs my horse? My nameâs Boromir- *trips over laces and goes down hard* ow
Pippin: Merry help Iâm stuck Merry *wrenching at shoes* STOP LAUGHING iâM A TOOK WE HAVE WIDE FEET
Merry: why are there so many laces this is so over-complicated
Frodo: *frantically kicking off shoes* nope nope nope nope nope
Gimli: Sam just walk normally
Sam: I donât know where my feet are!
Gimli: theyâre at the ends of your legs lad!
Sam: Mister Frodo help
& while all this is happening literally every other member of the Fellowship losing their gotdamn shit at the sight of a bunch of grown men (+Pippin) unable to figure out how shoes work
Frodo: alright Iâm going to try again *stands up* *WHAM* oww
Aragorn: *sobering up* Okay Frodo seriously take those off before you really hurt yourself
~later~
Pippin: I suddenly have a new respect for all you shoe-wearing folks
Boromir: Pippin no offence but that is literally one of the most ridiculous things Iâve ever heard anyone say
KĂli canât tell elf genders apart, he just finds everyone really pretty.
(I headcanon that dwarves express their gender with braids, as itâs simple but effective and can be changed as the individual sees fit. As elves donât have a similar system, younger Dwarves find it difficult to address elves with proper pronouns, because âwhat do you mean we have to guess based on their features? Assume based on stereotypical traits, how impolite!â)
Chapters: 10/15 Fandom: Transformers – All Media Types Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Megatron/Rodimus, Orion Pax/Shockwave, Drift | Deadlock/Perceptor Characters: Megatron (Transformers), Rodimus (Transformers), Orion Pax | Optimus Prime, senator shockwave, Starscream (Transformers), Soundwave (Transformers), Drift | Deadlock, Perceptor (Transformers), Ensemble, Whirl (Transformers), Ratchet (Transformers), Frenzy (Transformers), Rumble (Transformers), Springer (Transformers), Grimlock (Transformers) Additional Tags: Harpyformers AU, Slow Burn, Romance, Unrequited Love, Identity Reveal, Sexual Content Series: Part 1 of Flights of Fancy Summary: If asked, Liege Megatron of the Kaon Aerie would say his life was perfect. With a content, growing flock to manage, he had nothing to worry about. Loneliness was part of a Liegeâs life, heâd decided. Until the bright-spirited Hot Rod comes along, determined to be the exception to the rule.
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In which the author would like to remind you that this fic is rated NSFW. Also featuring cute little egglets hatching. đ