monstersandmaw:

harpsicalbiobug:

cayliana:

gehayi:

morathor:

dickless-mic:

crockpotcauldron:

Boring old werewolf instincts:

Sexual jealousy

Constant aggression

Rigid hierarchy

Must win sports

Homophobia And Sexism Is Normal™

Eat people

Cool new werewolf instincts:

There is no five second rule

Corvids are friends

Hang out as a pack

Karaoke

Gotta pee

Also consider:

Separation anxiety

Unconditional love and loyalty

Being able to sleep in almost any situation or position

Irresistible urge to chase squirrels and rabbits

Hating the vacuum cleaner

Wanting to do everything with friends

Loudly and repeatedly announcing to housemates that someone is at the door

Long, shouted conversations to other werewolves across the neighborhood (bonus points at 2am)

Taking advantage of any and all free food

Werewolf-vampire solidarity

Fighting any animal that trespasses into the backyard

Boundless energy

Too much energy

Eating out of the trash if it smells tasty

Being bad at sports because you don’t want to let anyone else take the ball from you. Then destroying the ball in front of everyone because you want to make a point

Trying to fight things 10x your size like a fucking idiot

Being unable to hold a grudge for more than a few hours

Trying to make people feel bad for you over mundane things that aren’t actually that bad. And somehow succeeding.

Snoring

Needing to try a bit of your friends’ food, even if you’ve tried it 5645674 times before and have never once liked it

Getting way too friendly with random strangers

Being in a love-hate relationship with water

Digging. For no reason.

Thinking you’re a badass despite being a hyperactive ball of emotions and hedonism

Loud sobbing while pressing yourself up against the sliding glass door at your friends who locked you out because they were tired of your bullshit and wanted some goddamn peace and quiet

Okay this one is a gem:


Loudly and repeatedly announcing to housemates that someone is at the door

No alpha/beta/omega werewolves because science figured out LONG ago that that concept is, for wolves, incorrect.

@margoteve @followmetoyourdoom

So most of these are very dog oriented, which makes sense to me, since dogs are just wolves that have co-evolved with us for thousands and thousands of years BUT I wanted to add a few that are wild wolf based:

  • Multigenerational households!
  • Kids get really excited when someone comes home with groceries
  • “I can HELP put away the food!” “Oh, and have you whisk away the ice cream like last week? I’m fine, dear.”
  • Love to travel and follow food trends
  • Mostly very social and must have roommates/family/significant other/kids/friends around
  • However, not uncommon to travel alone for periods of time, especially after leaving home
  • Big friendly communal meals with lots of ritual around who gets served in what order
  • “Let grandma take her pick of the turkey first. It’s respectful, and she won’t take kindly to you cutting the line.”
  • Full pantries, stocking up on basics, the kind of people who always have extra oatmeal, or batteries, or a jump cable
  • Can hold conversations using body language and eye contact without saying a word
  • Cuddlers, especially with the social group
  • Yelling to get everyone to gather, and phone chains for anyone who lives further away
  • Lots of singing, the pack has a bunch of favorite songs that everyone knows by heart, and some may be song writers
  • “Can you smell this? Does this smell weird? Does this smell good?”
  • Lots of candles and incense with unusual scents
  • Passing houses and farms and land down through generations
  • Love home renovation
  • Communal child care and sometimes communal nursing
  • Kids are all really into wrestling and being outside
  • When someone is ready to leave the household, the younger they leave the further they tend to travel. Someone who leaves at 18 might go to another country, but someone who leaves at 26 might just move a town away.
  • Whether someone moves far or close to home, it’s not unusual to move back in at home a few times before settling down
  • “You know the futon is always open for you. Your cousins are in your old bedroom, but you’re always welcome!”
  • Kinda grumpy about neighbors pushing property boundaries
  • “Why do they have to let the damn mulberry tree hang over OUR driveway?”
  • Good endurance runners
  • Late walks at night, naps in the middle of the day
  • Really playful, especially with kids
  • Lots of rough housing and board game nights!

I’ve been looking for the one with the wolf-aspects added for a while and I found it again! Reblogging for A+ extra wolfy content!

allrobotsarelesbians:

i want to believe that the first time minimus reveals his fox alt mode it’s at swerve’s bar, and he’s in his irreducible form cause he got some surface-level injuries and velocity won’t let him have his outer armor back until it’s fixed. he’s felt so embarrassed all day because people have been doing double takes as they pass him in the hall. rodimus squealed when he saw him. he squealed. he feels utterly humiliated, and that’s why he’s decided to get utterly shitfaced.

so he’s just drinking at a booth in the corner and feeling sorry for himself when he realizes that megatron has sat down next to him. megs is looking concerned (and also thinking ‘oh shit did minimus get smaller’). Part of Mins’s processor is panicking because oh god he’s being so unprofessional and Megatron can’t see him like this ohh nooooo

But outwardly he doesn’t react except for a slurred “oh hi mark Megatron”

Megatron is like “Minimus, is something.. wrong?”

Minimus says “what’d you mean???”

“Ah, well, I’ve never seen you drink so… heavily, before.”

For some reason, this seems to set Minimus off. Suddenly he sits up, plating puffed out like he’s trying to make himself seem bigger. He’s like “well maybe you jus’ don’ know me!!! I can drink!!! I can be fuh- I can be f-fun!!! I’ll show you! I’ll show ev’rybody!!” And he gets up on the table (Megatron is like “Minimus what are you doing stop”) and yells “HEY LOOK WHAT I CAN DO” 

and then he transforms into a dog

Everyone freezes. Then the bar goes wild.

captn-sara-holmes:

captn-sara-holmes:

Headcanon that Clint and Bucky are utter bros because MCU Bucky clearly has an innate need to look after tragic blonds who get in too much trouble and he can’t look after Steve anymore because a) supersoldier and b) Steve is busy looking after everyone else. And then one day he sees Clint come in all bruised and battered and making bad jokes and is all like aha. yes. This one is now mine and I will look after it whether it likes it or not. 

I saw this on my dash and was like OMG SOMEONE ELSE THINKS IT TOO no wait that was me

todaysbird:

the rock ptarmigan is a medium-sized grouse species found in northern europe and canada. the ptarmigan has brown plumage in the summer to blend in with their rocky habitat, but in winter molts to all-white plumage to camouflage themselves in the snow. the rock ptarmigan’s preferred food is willow buds, but they readily eat other vegetation, seeds, and insects.

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glumshoe:

glumshoe:

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glumshoe:

glumshoe:

glumshoe:

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captainlordauditor:

glumshoe:

Here are the close-captioned versions of my Sam and Mac: detective partners videos, condensed into one post.

Investigating a crime scene:

Bonding during a stakeout:

is the lawful neutral video also part of this series?

Oh, shit, it sure is!!!

Sam interrogates a suspect with his previous partner who is apparently also Sam:

Sam and Mac explore their vices:

Old friends and new gay identities:

Double Identity – our gumshoes face a challenge unique to the particular canon of their universe:

Mac forgets his place in the comedy duo and thinks he can start making jokes now.

good old-fashioned good cop/weird cop interrogation dynamics (featuring a joke borrowed from tumblr user scumfuckus):

content warning for an (unfired) plastic gun: