Sonic can understand all the pokemon, inexplicably, but he quite likes it.
Fox is deeply unsettled by these little nudists.
Samus posits the theory that, seeing as all the Fire Emblem folk tend to come from different points of the same timeline, Moebians may be the precursors to Fox’s people. (Fox, Falco, and Wolf are all insulted)
Forbidden Playstation Allstars crossover. Or should I say…furbidden.
Episode I, Part I: The Beginning of the Beginning:
HAHAHAHA. As much as I would love some more Kenobi Backstory, I kind of love that THIS IS THE FIRST THING WE EVER HEAR OBI-WAN SAY. It’s perfect. RUN OBI-WAN RUN IT’S ONLY GETTING WORSE FROM HERE.
Qui-Gon Jinn, his Hippie-ish Space Dad, remarks that he doesn’t sense anything. LOL AGAIN. Of course you don’t, Jinn. No one in this universe ever really does. (Except Obi-Wan here, I guess, but that’s probably just because he hasn’t met Anakin yet and so he still has a few brain cells available to think about things other than “keep Anakin from accidentally killing himself/others” for the time being.)
(Ten bucks says Anakin stubbed his toe over on Tatooine and Obi-Wan’s just sensing it through the Force.)
…I just love the idea of Obi-Wan being like “something Deep and Dark and Mysterious and Definitely Very Important permeates the Force, Master” and it’s just like, Anakin getting a minor injury or eating some bad snake meat or something. Because in Obi-Wan’s world this probably WOULD be a Seismic Event.
I keep losing my shit at OBI-WAN’S FACE and “It’s not about the mission. It’s something… elsewhere, elusive.” and imagining a smash cut to Anakin stubbing his toe on Tatooine.
But also:
QUI-GON’S FACE. “Not this shit again.”
HE HAS BEEN DEALING WITH THIS FOR NINE YEARS NOW. OBI-WAN PICKING UP “SOMETHING ELUSIVE” IN THE FORCE, NEVER HERE IN THE PRESENT, JUST SOMEWHERE OUT THERE. OBI-WAN JUST KNOWS IT.
NINE.
YEARS.
QUI-GON HAS PUT UP WITH THIS. HE IS SO DONE.
Ok but consider an AU where Qui-Gon gets fed up and decides once and for all that they’re going to work out what is behind these feelings of Obi-Wan’s so he can stop getting distracted on mission. They end up playing a galactic game of “hot or cold” and causing all sorts of mayhem on their way to Tatooine…
Where they find a small child who Obi-Wan’s senses are screaming “this one!” about and Qui-Gon is torn between excitement about a potential Chosen One and dismay because he was rather expecting this whole exercise would prove to Obi-Wan once and for all that he just needed to keep his mind on the present!
And we’re all in agreement that Anakin has, of course, also been sensing Obi-Wan this whole time and goes bolting out of the door of the shop all IM OVER HERE IM OVER HERE ITS YOU ITS YOU when he senses that Obi-Wan is in his immediate vicinity, yes?
Well of course! I mean without whole “Queen in Peril” “Sith following us” drama Anakin’s senses are free to focus on the really important fact that Obi-Wan is RIGHT HERE!
It takes next to no time before the Jedi are dragged to see Shmi because “They’re IMPORTANT Mom!” and neither Anakin nor Obi-Wan have noticed that they’re still holding hands…
Qui-Gon and Shmi share a LOOK that is full of meaning. Predominantly “Oh thank that Force I’m not the only one who has had to put up with this” but more than a little “yeah, we’re not going to be separating them, better start planning” too!
Oh my god, I want to write this soooo Bad!! I’m just in love with The idea of the force just saying: “yup, those two dorks are going to save the universe TOGETHER or it just doesn’t get saved!” and then tying them together with a Nest bow on top
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