Tag: yep

crwatters:

jumpingjacktrash:

coolmanfromthepast:

jumpingjacktrash:

blueelectricangels:

blueelectricangels:

if you read in a frog paper “specimen was released in the field immediately after capture” chances are very good that what it actually means is

“i dropped the damn frog and despite the fact that we fell all over each other no one could recapture it”

sometimes when i am sad i go read through the tags on this post, because they are 70% other biologists saying things like “AND ALSO FUCK FIELD MICE” and “THAT CRAB ALMOST BROKE MY FINGER” and I am reassured that I am not the only one who has bobbled a wood frog right into their cleavage.

plus six or seven people who just….can’t figure out what a frog paper could possibly be. (guys it’s…a scientific paper. about frogs.)

and this one

which made me laugh despairingly because i mean

bro you don’t even know.

what is the code entomologists use for “i stepped on it, i’m so sorry, it was dark out and the specimen was very small”

“Impromptu dissection was performed under less-than-optimal lighting conditions.”

‘impromptu dissection’ is an alarming phrase in any context and i thank you for it

Reblogging for the new phrase. I’m now using it every time I accidentally step on a bug, etc

I don’t understand why anyone would portray Hades as a villain I mean the Iliad is basically

Aphrodite: Let’s see how bad I can fuck things up
Apollo: DIE YOU STUPID GREEKS
Athena: DIE YOU STUPID TROJANS
Xanthus: DIE YOU STUPID GREEKS
Hephaestus: DIE YOU STUPID TROJANS
Artemis: DIE YOU STUPID GREEKS
Hera: DIE YOU STUPID TROJANS
Ares: DIE YOU STUPID GREEKS
Zeus: FUCK YOU POSEIDON
Poseidon: FUCK YOU ZEUS
Zeus: NO YOU
Poseidon: YOU
Zeus: YOU
Poseidon: YOU
Hades: Can you guys please quiet down up there I’m trying to work

capbackpack13:

daredevilmeme:

angrybrasileira:

blkoutqueen:

thesmashingpumpkinsspice:

night-fury-pamphlets:

mamalaz:

A reminder that Steve’s first instinct was to defend, not attack.

Even when he doesn’t have a shield, he literally makes one.

I mean you’re not wrong…

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I’m firmly convinced the Steve categorizes everything he sees as “can be shield” or “cannot be shield”.

in fact, I’m going to go ahead and headcanon that he keeps a list of things he’s tried using as a shield and whether or not they’ve worked out:

blkoutqueen

“thor probably”

Tony “too small”

shadesofsky omg

@memecaptainsteverogers

Extreme cockiness😂😂😂

Source: mamalaz

my students react to greek mythology

thoodleoo:

  • “no offense but why would you follow dionysus if that means you have to party in the woods” “why wouldn’t you?”
  • *after learning about the chimera*“dude what you can’t be a lion AND a goat AND a dragon that’s too many”
  • “in fairness, if apollo wanted to date me, i’d turn into a tree too”
  • “she can’t be his wife, she’s his sister” “that didn’t stop zeus”
  • *after learning medusa gave birth to pegasus” “OUCH????”
  • “is there anybody zeus didn’t get pregnant”
  • “like seriously i had to make a mythology family tree for english class and it’s literally all zeus”
  • “hera’s kind of a jerk” “dude she literally threw her kid off a mountain because he was too ugly what did you expect
  • “why is everything about horses”
  • “oh, he starts eating people! typical”
  • “so basically you shouldn’t ever interact with a bull in ancient greece ever”