I was digging for fossils in the shallows and found an angry male blue crab instead
what is a crab but a fossil that’s still alive
Tag: yeah that’s about right
Review of the book Zeus Grants Stupid Wishes by Cody O’Brien.
To sum up this book in a single sentence – “What would happen is Deadpool wrote a mythology book.”
Yeah, this guy-
Wrote a book. Here are some examples of why I think this.
GREEK MYTHOLOGY
The Greek creation myth.
The story of Hephaestus god of Blacksmithing and Aphrodite Goddess of Love.
The story of the Minotaur.
NORSE MYTHOLOGY
Norse creation myth.
Odin orders Loki to steal Freyja’s necklace. He does. This is so in character for both of them Freyja instantly knows who to blame.
EGYPTIAN MYTHOLOGY
Ra gets mad at humanity and creates Sekhmet Lion Goddess of Killing Stuff.
How Isis retrieves her huband’s coffin from the support pillar it got stuck inside.
MAYAN MYTHOLOGY
How to try and kill the god Zipacna and fail.
CHRISTIANITY MYTHOLOGY
How God made Eve from Adam’s rib.
The story of how King Solomon judges proper maternal instinct.
HINDU MYTHOLOGY
Men ask Shiva to stop Kali’s murder rampage.
And this is how he does it.
JAPANESE MYTHOLOGY
The Goddess Izanami gives birth to the whole island of Japan.
A story about Tanuki.
AFRICAN MYTHOLOGY
Creation myth
SUMERIAN MYTHOLOGY
Creation myth
The Epic of Gilgamesh: Being born
The Epic of Gilgamesh: Meeting his best friend.
NATIVE AMERICAN MYTHOLOGY
Do I really need to explain why I feel the Merc with a mouth was involved in the retelling here?
I have this book. I’ve read it about ten times and I love it.
This guy has a whole website
It’s called Better Myths, and it is a GIFT
I need this book!
@infernoking @d20-darling @askkakuro @thefingerfuckingfemalefury @windows-operating-system
“Daedalus, who is a fantastic genius inventor with no sense of right and wrong…”
I lost it at that line 😀
im Rabbit
AMAZING
I know a book I need now. =)
Is this video accurate? (submitted by @tutti-durruti)
ok ive had people sending this same video to me and im literally stunned this is an actual, literal short film like god the impact!!! the drama!!! the acting!!!! the shaking camera and fake blood at the end like so much is happening and its such an experience like i think its gonna end and then it doesn’t, it really just keeps rolling with it
How To Train Your Dragon:
How To Train Your Dragon 2:
The entire franchise:
We all thought Loki was the odd one out but it turns out Thor is actually the friendly jock middle child in a family of bitchy drama club goths
In which seven cats all discover the same slightly elevated flat thing and claim it as their own while pretending the other six cats don’t exist.
The ‘real’ official city flag for #Austin #Texas
“Make America throw bread on me”
THE GRACKLES































