Random question: has anyone ever sneezed while playing their instrument?? I’ve literally been playing the saxophone for like 9 years and that has never happened to me
uhh yes hello friend i too am an alto saxophone player. don’t sneeze. it’ll make THE WORST HONK SOUND. sounds like all the geese in the world working together as a choir. everyone in the room (around 100 people at that time) turned and looked at me. don’t. sneeze.
I wanna say once, and I hit my lips against my mouthpiece.
yessss or coughing thats the worst
I laughed while playing my trumpet and it sounded like a dying horse
Never sneezed. Have coughed. It made a weird squeak. Also, laughing and playing is insanely difficult
my favorite thing to do: make faces at my friends during rehearsal so they laugh and miss their entrances
my band director’s favorite thing to do: say something that isn’t that funny, so nobody laughs, but for some reason the entire flute section thinks it’s funny and we all laugh and miss our entrances
I may have accidentally been seen by some humans. They did not get a clear look, it was dark and I was in a forest, so they did not realize that I am a mechanical being. I may have intentionally frightened them away.
There is now a description circulating that amounts to “A tall, slender, loosely bipedal being with an indeterminate number of limbs, blacker than the shadows around it, with six small eyes and one very large searchlight-like eye. Seen nibbling on trees like a giraffe. Response to humans was to screech very loudly, lunge, and then vanish out of sight. Left two-clawed footprints for a short distance into a lake and could not be re-located. Possibly amphibious. Seems harmless.”
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