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Fiiz: I’M the only member of this group who acts RATIONALLY all the time. (in a bad Jahzeel voice) “Oh, let’s pick up the magic rock that is property of an insane god! Let’s salt the ENTIIIIIIIIIIIRE forest!”

Jahzeel: Oooh look at me, I’m the doctor, I’m going to drop a boat on some paladins WHOOPS NOW WE’RE HAUNTED.