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Anyone interested in (joining me in?) a rant about “the utterly uncanny valley and terrifying physics of paranormal occurrences” or am I the only one that uses that one as an earmark of When Shit Is Actually Going down?
I went digging through my own blog for this, just to say: I just watched a piece of unfired clay jiggle around wildly and then drop through the concrete sidewalk and my dudes… WTF.
What makes this DOUBLE freaky is the thing I read about how the human brain will just strait up composite stuff and whole-cloth make up visuals to explain seeing (or not seeing) something.
Somehow that piece of greenware that should’ve fallen and shattered was not there anymore… so my Game Dev brain went: Someone turned on noclip and since it’s a physics object it went fucky before dropping through the world model.
I will NEVER actually know where that greenware went. It’s nowhere to be found. Not in the shop, not anywhere else, not in the dozens of bits it should’ve shattered into. It’s not in the grass. It’s not in my hands. It’s not where it was. My brain, however, supplies the happy answer: It’s fine. It just glitched out. Don’t worry about it.
Maybe that’s why paranormal occurrence vocabulary changes over time. Once, it was Fairies and Demons… now it’s video game glitches and signal degradation. Not because it ACTUALLY looks like that, but simply because that’s as close as we can get to something we have zero native ability to process or explain.
Full body shudder.
Full-throated roar of YOU GET IT, YES, IT HAS UPDATED WITH THE TIMES.
BUT THEN SO WTF DID I ACTUALLY SEE?
This is the Lovecraftian stuff – what could I have observed that was so incomprehensible that THAT was the thing my brain covers it with? Should I be grateful my bowl Bethesda’d instead of me actually catching a glimpse of what occurred?
Devil’s advocate: Let’s say I had a little absence seizure or something. Let’s say that stress made me WILDLY hallucinate. Okay. Cool. I’d be behind that 100% AND… not but… AND where the shimmering fuck is my bowl?
This day is fired.
I’m not saying that the Goodly Neighbors made off with a pot that is both an incomplete spell and in a state of transition of it’s own between Formless and Immortal….
……but it’ll show up on your doorstep in approximately three days with a new design addition.
But when the world needed him most…..
I ain never seen a slinky trick in my life.
Omfg.
OH MY GOD
Well, that was unexpected.
whAT EVEN IS GOING ON>??
ok I’ve seen this like 8 times on my dash and ignored it but now I finally watched it because I was like “okay this has to be SOMETHING good because everyone I fucking follow is reblogging it”
I was not fucking let down at all.
Oh. My. Christ.
Welp. Didn’t see THAT coming.
Ignore the thumbnail, just watch it
OH MY FUCKING GOD
What the fuck?
This is perfect and I’m crying
Uuuuuummmmm @searchinggalaxies @h-g-sol
XD
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