There’s almost nothing about her on google but in this book of Inuit mythology we just read about
the spirit Erdlaversissoq, who will kill you if you laugh at her.
And that’s a challenge because she has a humongous giant ass and dances around singing “great is my ass, great is my ass,” stopping to bend over and lick her own buttcrack between verses.
Her butt also has “a family of sea scorpions dangling from it” (I have no idea what they’re translating as “sea scorpion” unless they mean the venomous fish) and also there’s a nose in the middle of her forehead
Another story from the same book (”A Kayak Full of Ghosts”) has a woman who only ever meets shitty worthless men until one day a disembodied skull rolls into her house, and magically turns into a sexy man just long enough for them to “couple wildly.”
He turns back into the skull and then brings her exactly the food she was craving.
…And that’s it, that’s the entire story. She marries the skull, which turns into a sexy dude and feeds her whenever she wants, happily ever after.
holy shiiiiit every time I think I’ve seen it all in terms of biology there’s still always something new! Look at DENDROGASTER.
These are parasites found only inside of starfish and they are CRUSTACEANS.
There are many parasitic crustaceans who lose all arthropod anatomy as they mature and come out like just a glob of flesh but I’ve never seen one this ornate!
you’re telling me, if left unharmed, lobsters survive the ravages of time and gain progressively more fuck power as it goes on
Literally the only reason they are so small is overfishing and we are eating them essentially as toddlers. This is how big they are suppose to be.
Humans have bigger brains and the ability to walk upright; lobsters get to live forever.
Seems fair.
This is how Ebirah, Horror of the Deep came to be
He went uneaten for so long he grew large and powerful enough to battle Godzilla, which is the true goal of every lobster 😀
Immortal eldritch beasts. *considers starting a cult*
Ooooooooo
How does one go about joining your Lobster Cult
Sacrifice lots and lots of plaid things… The gay plaid lobster shall reign supreme!!
< CHANTS OMINOUSLY
They’re gonna be real mad when they realize we’ve been eating their toddlers
Lobsters do eventually die of natural causes, but only when they grow so big that their bodies can no longer support their own mass. They also grow at varying speeds depending on the amount of food available. You could keep a lobster alive and healthy for probably several hundred years if you carefully moderated its food intake for its whole life- enough to keep it fed and growing without it growing at maximum speed.
for anyone interested these are paso fino horses and this gait is natural! they are the smoothest ride with no bumpy movements. you could practically drink juice and not once would it spill on your face!
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