elliewilliams:

one-time-i-dreamt:

I was walking around my neighborhood and saw a bunch of police surrounding a small house for a drug bust. As I got closer, I heard the policemen barking aggressively, so naturally I was like, wtf??? And one of them caught my eye and said, “Oh, we’re trying to scare them out of there,” and minutes later a bunch of furries came out the house whimpering and shit.

please sign your posts with your url i refuse to be continuously terrified of humanity by them

Now, there WAS a thing where a police officer warned a holed-up guy that they were about to send an attack dog in, except they didn’t have a dog, it was just another officer barking. It worked. No word on whether the guy was high at the time.

So I almost believed this and then it got confusing.