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pan-and-pastel:

isoldmygenderforfivedollars:

the-water-queer:

somberfawn:

nerdgasrnz:

jdlaclede:

sevenscorpions:

tooquirkytolose:

tooquirkytolose:

nonsense phrases ive seen on this site that make me laugh everytime:

1. HIM BIG

2. im dying squirtle

3. this kills the man

and last but not least

4. he chunch those leafs

very important update:

5. lov the cronch

6. bees: is keep 

how bad me be

if I may add:

He smely

she woosh

He boot too big for him got damn feet

cherry 7up is titties

flatw00ds:

beltaguise:

batslime:

aviculor:

peculiar-little-rabbit:

kouha:

My gf: mimes are to clowns as dogs are to wolves
Me, trembling: what

I love clown shitposting as much as the next person, but for once my weirdly specific college education of mimes has a chance to shine because the opposite is actually true. Modern western clowning is directly descendant from ancient greek pantomime. Clowns are actually the watered down, domesticated funny makers to the raw stylings of mimes.

…Man, I’d even make fun of myself for adding this comment on.

You look at a mime and tell me that doesn’t have the raw, untamed energy of a wolf. The clown is the tamed household one, colorful and designed to warm hearts and bring chuckles and entertain. But a mime…..that is something savage and unbridled from the wilderness. You ask a mime to make you laugh and it will go for the jugular. Not to say a clown is unable to go feral, just the opposite. It’s just that approaching a mime in its natural habitat without due respect, expecting it to be the same creature as your auntie’s pedigree purebred Bozo, will be the last mistake you ever make.

say your prayers…… or rather……. don’t

@flatw00ds

JESUS, how many times do I have to tell people this: neither mimes or clowns are tame. Comparing them with this “dogs vs. wolves” junk is just spreading misinformation! Just because a grizzly bear looks more cuddly than a shark does NOT mean you should give it a hug. People trying to get friendly with clowns, feeding them from campsites, etc. is dangerous and shouldn’t be encouraged.