glumshoe:

glumshoe:

in the Wizard of Oz movie, the Tin Man is just a wood-chopping robot for no reason… in the books, he used to be a human dude but a witch cursed him so that he accidentally chopped off his arms and legs and head and torso and had each piece replaced by tin with no side effects other than not having a heart

the whole time he’s just trying to build a nice house for his fiancé but amputating all his limbs one by one and then decapitating himself doesn’t sway him from his goal

and he doesn’t even know he’s cursed during this time so the poor fucker just thinks his aim’s off

#aw dang me arm’s off#aw dang me leg’s off#aw dang me head’s off#aw dang i bisected myself