snailkites:

birbinc:

there are basically 2 kinds of birds: the one that decided it’s time to move on and the other that was like ‘nope i’m still a dino you fuckers’

exhibit a:

exhibit b:

When I was in Cairns, I saw a sign warning about cassowary attacks. The instructions were particularly ominous. I didn’t take a photo of the sign, but it read something like:

DO NOT RUN.

DO NOT MAKE EYE CONTACT.

DO NOT RAISE YOUR ARMS ABOVE YOUR HEAD, AS THIS WILL EXPOSE YOUR VULNERABLE CORE.

DO NOT TURN YOUR BACK ON THE BIRD.