slumbermancer:

slumbermancer:

myrianmaye:

slumbermancer:

SOME BARNACLE’S FACT

• There’s barnacles.
• They got shells.
• They got cement glands.
• They are full of cement.
• They are not full of cream.
• Some times the shell makes it hard for them to FUCK!

• “Barnacles probably have the largest penis to body size ratio of the animal kingdom.”

• I don’t like that.
• Some times they live on walls or big pillars.
• Some times they live on whales.
• Sometimes the whales don’t like it. But sometimes they don’t care.
• Do you like whales? I like whales. 
• Whales are not full of cream. Whales are full of magic.
• They got NO heart and NO gills but I THINK they got souls.
• I think they got bum also.
• It wasn’t clear.
• They got eye.
• The babies are like little larvae that swim about until they get old and find a nice spot. Then they go to this nice spot and they think “hmm, that’s a good spot. i,m going to make cement here.” 
• I think that’s right.
• It wasn’t clear. I didn’t look into it much though.
• They look silly when they’re enjoying a snack.
• There’s this kind called Goose Barnacles, or sometimes Gooseneck Barnacles, and they’re called that because they anchor on to things using these big meaty tubes that look like goose necks.
• They’re also called that because in the Old Days people used to think they would transform into geese, or that geese would pop out of their shells, & that’s how geese are made.
• I wish that was how geese are made. I think that sounds delightful.
• Geese are not full of cream. Geese are full of grease and rage.
• Snails eat them a lot.
• Fish eat them.
• Limpets eat them.
• Don’t know what a limpet is.
• Crabs eat them.
• Sea stars eat them.
• I used to think seals eat them but I guess not?
• Do you like seals? I like seals.
• Some seals are full of cream.
• You could eat some barnacles, if you want.
• But only some of them.
• If you want.
• You are probably not full of cream.
• I hope?
• But you COULD be full of barnacles.

reblogging to save a life

Whose life?

WHOSE LIFE!?