kondakion:

consider: june lets arcee sleep in the house after she finds out that her son’s motorcycle is actually a sentient robot warrior and she and jack build a giant pillow + blanket pile for her. but they do a bit too good of a job of it and arcee doesn’t ever want to be anywhere else

(blame @doveloves.)

the-storm-winds:

ok but the scene in tfp where optimus gets hit with a tree is so funny like

just talkin to fowler

wait a second

i’m still in battle

oh shi—

aaaaaaaaaa

oomph

ow

frick

frick i’m dying

ratchet halp

goodbye world

nooooooo

holy shit i just did that

qpid:

tfp bumblebee: sweet buzzing angel of a bot, has done no wrong, can do no wrong, softspoken baby

tfa bumblebee: harbinger of boyish chaos and destruction, hasn’t chilled a day in his life, absolute shitlord, tiny bitch

breakdownsbuttlights:

squidhundred:

aaand “best use of transformation in a sickass car chase” goes to

Knock Out’s finest hour.

TFP AU where everything is the same except Arcee’s and Jack’s second meeting is in the dumpster behind K.O. Burger and Jack lifts up the lid to find Arcee in there chowing down on Vehicon parts with energon all over her face.

They just stare at each other for a minute, then Arcee slowly reaches up, grabs the lid, and pulls it shut.

This is never mentioned again.

squidzillion:

squidzillion:

*casually sashays away from midterms*

*AGGRESSIVELY SASHAYS AWAY FROM FINALS*

Source: squidzillion

squidzillion:

mistakes were made

Source: squidzillion

TFP: text posts 1/?

tfprimereacts:

ask-dr-knockout:

ueeyasu:

watched transformers prime with rosie. i really like the designs where car doors look like little wings but what if someone left something there

This post is too cute okay

Source: ueeyasu

I’m cramping up right now, so imagine Soundwave kneading on people he loves to make them feel better. Bonus points if he plays recordings of the world “knead knead knead” over and over again while he’s doing it or starts purring. When he still used his voice people would often catch him whispering “knead knead knead” under his breath while he was doing it.

taestfulsins:

taestfulsins:

bettsplendens:

It gets filed in the “yet more evidence that Soundwave is secretly a cat” category.

(also, try heat packs)

FUUUEEELLLSSS MY LIFFEE. im not on my comp right now but ill get back to this

What mass displacement gun? What do you mean it’s missing? What do you mean there was only a cardboard fake instead???