kondakion:

consider: june lets arcee sleep in the house after she finds out that her son’s motorcycle is actually a sentient robot warrior and she and jack build a giant pillow + blanket pile for her. but they do a bit too good of a job of it and arcee doesn’t ever want to be anywhere else

(blame @doveloves.)

qpid:

tfp bumblebee: sweet buzzing angel of a bot, has done no wrong, can do no wrong, softspoken baby

tfa bumblebee: harbinger of boyish chaos and destruction, hasn’t chilled a day in his life, absolute shitlord, tiny bitch

I’m cramping up right now, so imagine Soundwave kneading on people he loves to make them feel better. Bonus points if he plays recordings of the world “knead knead knead” over and over again while he’s doing it or starts purring. When he still used his voice people would often catch him whispering “knead knead knead” under his breath while he was doing it.

taestfulsins:

taestfulsins:

bettsplendens:

It gets filed in the “yet more evidence that Soundwave is secretly a cat” category. 

(also, try heat packs)

FUUUEEELLLSSS MY LIFFEE. im not on my comp right now but ill get back to this

What mass displacement gun? What do you mean it’s missing? What do you mean there was only a cardboard fake instead???