Consider.
T’challa at age 5: Baba, when I am older, I will join the Dora Milaje and protect the throne and our country!!
Thor at age 5: FATHER WHEN I GROW UP, I’M GONNA BE A VALKYRIE AND RIDE A WINGED HORSE AND HIT THINGS WITH MY SWORRRRRDDDD
This totally happened
But since this likely DID happen – can you imagine how amazed Thor will be once he hears about the Dora Milaje?
the real story here tho
Valkyrie meeting the Dora Milaje, these beautiful strong warrior women who fight as one. Okoye, who looks at her with cool and assessing eyes and nods, a slight incline of her head as regal as any queen.
“Sister,” Okoye calls her, and leads her to the armoury because while they can all fight alone, none should have to.
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Shuri shouting out the floor is lava and recording the confusion among the avengers wondering why tchalla king of Wakanda hopped up on a counter cause goddammit his little sister pulls this shit all the time and peter is stuck on the wall because he’s also a child of the internet and understands the meme life and now his fate is sealed there will never not be a time Shuri isn’t camera ready and yelling out the floor is lava to see the wackiest places she could get peter to stick on
T’Challa ignored her once so she developed synthetic deployable lava and the next time she yelled the floor is lava it actually was. T’Challa lives in fear now because he knows if he doesn’t pretend the floor is dangerous, it will be.
Once she got peter to stick onto T’Challa.
Dead
dude all these T’Challa posts and fics that characterize him as like…this controlled, calm and uptight guy has never see or read anything with T’Challa in it EVER. Hes extra as hell and RIDICULOUS as fuck
In civil war alone he:
1. runs around in a cat suit complete with tiny ears and claws
2. kicks the shit out of every white guy throughout the whole thing
3. climbs on sam while wilson is in the air like an ACTUAL cat
4. wanted to see ayo beat natashas ass for funsies
5. tackles zemo in the snow
like everything he does is ridiculous yall get it together
7. just hops on the car steve is driving and gives up on running for a bit in the chase scene
8. father just died, but of course hes all “fight me borky” and ready to throw hands immediately
9. clawed his way down the side of a building, scratching it up forever
10. looked at a heavily armed helicopter, annoyed, bc it dared to shoot at him, the guy who showed up out of nowhere in a cat suit
Let’s also remember he does this while being the king of a country.
T’Challa is among my favourite characters because his actual actions are basically the apotheosis of “hold my beer”, but he does it all with such unshakable gravitas that it’s only afterwards that it occurs to you to go “hey, wait a minute…”.
😂😂😂😂😂
if anybody’s looking for tchalla, he fell asleep inside the christmas tree after breaking 17 ornaments
tchalla hacks buckys phone location so he knows where he is if and when he wants to beat his ass
he just gets bored and he’s like hmmmmmm bucky’s only two miles away frm me time for pain buck boi
forget the tony and steve man pain, i want to just see scenes of Bucky standing in the self checkout line with a loaf of bread and TP then suddenly tchalla is there throwing a shopping cart at his ass and they start fighting. bucky in the bathroom washing his hands calmly before tchalla kicks the door open and they start fighting. tchalla having a sandwich in the park until he sees bucky coming then he throws it at his face and then they start fighting.
Bucky’s about to dive in the pool, T’Challa runs up, drop kicks his ass and flips out of the splash zone.
it’s very important to me that sometimes t’challa is in a high-level but very boring cabinet meeting about grain prices or smth and his secret Danger Phone goes off and he glances down at it and then grimly says, “i must go.” and everyone’s like, wow. our strong and brave prince. off to protect Wakanda in her hour of need again. meanwhile t’challa’s just hit bucky barnes with a SPECTACULAR flying clothesline outside a Home Depot in bed-stuy
#bucky knows every single time t’challa’s about to creep up and kick his ass #and t’challa knows he knows #it’s a consensual ass-kicking #they kick each other’s asses the way two friends sit down for a coffee date #‘HOW DID THE CABINET MEETING GO’ bucky yells as he kicks and nearly dislocates t’challa’s jaw #‘IT WAS PRETTY BORING. I WAS TEXTING MY FRIEND UNDER THE TABLE THE WHOLE TIME’ t’challa shouts back as he throws bucky into a shopping cart #what’s the equivalent of a booty call but like. for fighting #t’challa texts bucky ‘can’t wait to see u tonite 😉 – ur prince’ #steve peers over bucky’s shoulder like ‘who you texting’ #‘I HAVE TO LEAVE’ bucky says shoving the phone in his pocket and parkouring out the 93rd floor of avengers tower ( @saltdryad )
YES THAT LAST PART
Love this.
dude all these T’Challa posts and fics that characterize him as like…this controlled, calm and uptight guy has never see or read anything with T’Challa in it EVER. Hes extra as hell and RIDICULOUS as fuck
In civil war alone he:
1. runs around in a cat suit complete with tiny ears and claws
2. kicks the shit out of every white guy throughout the whole thing
3. climbs on sam while wilson is in the air like an ACTUAL cat
4. wanted to see ayo beat natashas ass for funsies
5. tackles zemo in the snow
like everything he does is ridiculous yall get it together
7. just hops on the car steve is driving and gives up on running for a bit in the chase scene
8. father just died, but of course hes all “fight me borky” and ready to throw hands immediately
9. clawed his way down the side of a building, scratching it up forever
10. looked at a heavily armed helicopter, annoyed, bc it dared to shoot at him, the guy who showed up out of nowhere in a cat suit
Let’s also remember he does this while being the king of a country.
T’Challa is among my favourite characters because his actual actions are basically the apotheosis of “hold my beer”, but he does it all with such unshakable gravitas that it’s only afterwards that it occurs to you to go “hey, wait a minute…”.
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