hornedchick:

fenrir-kin:

writing-prompt-s:

Aliens have invaded and are taking over. Their technology, intelligence, and power is unstoppable. They just didnt plan on one thing: The old gods returning.

When they first arrived, we were overjoyed. Proof that we weren’t alone
in the universe, that there were other races to share and exchange technologies
with! Their arrival brought about world peace – with other life forms out
there, we needed to present a united front. World hunger and poverty was solved
within a decade, a demonstration to our new friends that we were worthy of the
responsibility of exploring the galaxy. 

They disagreed.

They accessed our histories, they saw everything, and they recoiled in
horror. They could not fathom the world we had created, and the solutions we
had brought about not because it was the right thing to do, but to impress
them.

They were not impressed. They told us, regret tinging the translators,
that we could not be trusted as keepers of this world. The damage we had done
was coming close to being irreparable, and for our own good they’d need to take
over.

I have to say, I agreed – humans are terrible. But the funny thing
about humanity is, even if something is right, if it means giving up our
control, it is wrong.

We fought back.

At first we fought back democratically. This race that had descended
from the stars was peaceful, never seeming to favour violence. We didn’t think
they’d start killing indiscriminately. We didn’t think they’d take inspiration
from our own history books.

As with so many other things, we were wrong.

An extreme group of humans succeeded in ambushing and killing several
of their high-ranking Xenos. Human lives were lost in the process, but the
extremists saw that as a necessary sacrifice, a means to an end. The Xenos had
been shown that we wouldn’t tolerate their kind here, that they should leave
and let us get on with things how we always have.

Within days, war had been declared, and we learned why we should have
tried harder. Had they decided to simply fight the moment they touched down, to
systematically advance and wipe out every human life they came across, we
wouldn’t have stood a chance. Their weapons, armour, tactics, the sheer
firepower and the size of their armies were beyond comprehension. Out of rage
and grief, they marched over us, and began the slow process of wiping us out.
Bullets couldn’t pierce their armour and shields, rockets fell to the ground
lifeless, and even nuclear devices were somehow disabled mid-flight.

Still we fought back. Humans never have figured out how to give up when
all hope is lost.

There was no formal resistance of rebellion, we simply gathered,
fought, and survived where we could. When something new happened, it took
weeks, months, to reach every last survivor.

And then, something unbelievable happened.

Stories started filtering through to the pockets of us in hiding, strange
stories – a freak electrical storm in Greece that appeared from a clear blue
sky and wiped out a thousand of them in less than 15 minutes; Xenos impaled on
braches of rare trees, some kind of grisly warning that we chalked up to particularly
violent survivors in that area; whole armies frozen to death because the
temperature around them had dropped too quickly for their environmental suits
to keep up with. Freak weather patterns that worked in our favour, violent
survivors, terrain they couldn’t navigate. That’s what we told ourselves when
the stories filtered through.

But then they got weirder. There were stories of Xenos being swallowed
by the ground itself. A pack of wolves, larger than anything ever before seen
appeared from a crack in a mountain range to storm through an encampment and
kill every last Xenos. There was a massive surge in the number of corvids
around the world, and they always seemed to congregate where the Xenos were
thickest… days before something killed everything. Then they’d vanish, and more
corvids would appear somewhere else. Harbingers, just like the old tales.

One day a massive seafaring vessel chasing a fishing trawler was pulled
under the water – no reefs or icebergs in the area, and the sea mines had long
been disarmed and deactivated. I spoke to a man who had been in the sloop
running from the Xenos ship, and he swore blind the Kraken had got it, the
tentacles alone bigger than the tiny boat he’d been huddled on. He shuddered
and drank too much, and I put it down to hallucinations caused by a bad batch
of moonshine. There was no such thing as monsters.

Then we heard about warriors. We heard about chariots, of all things,
chasing down whole platoons of Xenos in Egypt, chariots so bright it felt like
staring into the sun; a huge hound with three heads was spotted in Greece, a
man in shadows and a woman of light removing the leash as Xenos advanced on
them; a woman showed up in Iceland standing head and shoulders above the
tallest man there, with an army of her own. They didn’t seem to fall in battle,
and pushed the Xenos back, fighting with sword and shield and spear, a fury
that our alien invaders couldn’t match.

Humanoid creatures with eyes of fire supposedly began granting wishes
over in Syria, as long as your wish was for them to kill your enemies. There
were sightings in Ireland of pure white horses, horses that once ridden wouldn’t
let you off, that dragged people into bogs and rivers. Tales came out of  brazil of monstrously large snakes, sometimes
with the faces of women, dragging aliens into the gloom of the rivers and
rainforests.

But there’s no such thing as monsters.

I finally believed when I saw three women facing down the largest army
of Xenos I’d ever come across – at least twelve thousand by my counting. I’d
been running from a scouting party, and when I stumbled out of the treeline onto
a road I realised they’d chased me right into the path of the oncoming horde.

The moment you face your death is a strange one. Everything felt calm
except the thundering of my pulse in my ears, and the crows that seemed to come
from nowhere to blot out the sun.

Then three women strolled into the road in front of me, placing
themselves between me and the advancing army. A young woman, barely out of
girlhood; someone who could have easily been my mother; and a woman so old she
was almost bent double. It was the oldest who strode towards the mass of Xenos
without any fear, leading the other two towards their deaths, and the din of
the crows got louder.

The youngest one glanced my way and smiled playfully, and something
from my grandmother’s tales made me flatten myself to the ground, hands clamped
firmly over my ears.

The scream started low, in the back of the old woman’s throat,
travelling through the ground and making every bone in my body shudder with the
vibration. Realisation began to dawn on me as Maiden and Mother joined in with
their Crone, and the scream climbed to a crescendo that could have shattered glass.
Even with my hands tight over my ears it pierced me to my core, a screaming
agony that made me want to curl in on myself and die.

I survived because it wasn’t meant for me.

The Xenos, however, felt the full force of the rage these women contained.
An entire planet’s worth of grieving poured out of them in this shriek, rooting
their enemies to the ground with the difference in tone and pitch between these
three women telling their stories.

The mother stood tall and resolute, screaming her grief at these
invaders, a mother mourning all of her children.

The crone’s low snarl was that of war. Weary of the fighting but always
ready to defend what’s hers, she growled her challenge, and the Xenos couldn’t
stand against it.

The maiden was hope, the only act of defiance in a world on the edge of
ruin. When everything was dust, when the last stragglers of humanity were
contemplating giving up, she was the hope that kept them fighting.

Part of me wondered how many shirts they’d washed, how many rivers they’d
wept together, before standing up and saying “no more.”

The scream stopped abruptly, leaving me feeling like the breath had all
been sucked out of me, a void in the air around me that rushed back in and
filled my lungs with a long, shuddering gasp.

I opened my eyes to carnage. The Xenos had died where they’d stood,
their organs haemorrhaging, what passed for blood pouring from every orifice,
their eyes turning to liquid in their skulls. Bodies were everywhere, and the
crows circling overhead had fallen silent, uninterested in the feast this must
have surely been for them.

The Morrigan was one woman now, ageless and terrifying.

“Get up, child.” She commanded, and I had no choice but to obey,
trembling legs pushing me to my feet. She reached out a hand, and gently wiped a
trail of blood away from my ear. “Did you really think we’d abandoned you?” She
murmured, and the crows descended, carrying her to the next battle.

Monsters are real, and some of them look like people. But the Gods are
also real, and they still believe in us.

So I’m still fighting, and my battle cry is full of hope. 

Wow… I have no words. This is just magnificent.

melthewriterchick:

super-silver-angel:

kooi-aidjammers:

writing-prompt-s:

You’re a regular office worker born with the ability to “see” how dangerous a person is with a number scale of 1-10 above their heads. A toddler would be a 1, while a skilled soldier with a firearm may score a 7. Today, you notice the reserved new guy at the office measures a 10.

I only realized that other people could not see the numbers too when I was five. When I was fourteen I finally began to understand what they meant. Most of my friends ranged from a two to a three. A four if they were pissed off. At sixteen I saw my first seven, they had a concealed weapon. Those with guns usually were automatically a five at least.

I was older now, more skilled at gauging the differences. I could easily distinguish the reasoning behind the numbers. My boss was a seven, she did control my paycheck, after all. Though she was a sweetheart. The man at the cubicle next to me was a three, he was a bitter man. All bark and no bite. I assured my other coworkers of that every time he opened his mouth.

It was a Wednesday, my favorite day. Work usually slowed towards the middle of the week, it was never as hectic as Mondays or as stressful as Fridays. That day was different, though. A tugging feeling in my gut kept me on guard. It started that morning, it was noon when I understood why. My father had always told me I had a great intuition.

He walked in, a curly mop of hair on his head. A crooked, withdrawn smile on his face. He was new, you could tell by his demeanor. He kept his arms tight across his chest, he was dressed overly formal. He had on new shoes. I had gotten good at judging based on looks, it was necessary to avoid paranoia.

I focused right above his head, I always checked the number last. A dark black ten appeared. I immediately went into panic mode. I had only ever seen eights and nines, even then they were only on television. Mass murderers held bright red nines and gang members dawned a yellow eight. The depth of the black drew me in, it was the deepest shade I had ever seen, similar to that dye or whatever that had gone viral online awhile ago.

I directed my attention back to his face. Freckles dotted his tanned skin, his gaze seemed distant. This man had probably murdered. He could have pillaged an entire village. Skinned the bodies of children and eat the meat, even. Each scenario grew darker, more gruesome than the last.

His hand stretched towards me. “Hi, nice to meet you. I’m Owen. Today’s my first day on the job. Uh, can you point me to the head office.” His voice seemed firm, a little hesitant though. The black light made me squimish under it’s glow. I nodded, I couldn’t stand being in its radiance much longer.

“I’m Elizabeth, Liz if you will. It’s right this way, follow me.” I headed towards my bosses office. In ever window he passed I could see his black light trailing behind my blue. I was a two usually, a little less than most people. I could feel his stare digging into the back of my head. Gnawing at my nerves. As soon as we got to the office I turned to walk away, but my employer called me in.

“I see you two already acquainted yourselves with each other. That’s swell, given that you will be training our new member for the next few days, Liz. Don’t worry, Owen, she’s one of the most efficient employees. You’ll be a pro in no time under her advisory.” Her white teeth shining in the fluorescent light of the office.

Friday came quickly, and Owen caught on fast. He seemed to know exactly the right questions to ask. It seemed that he had previous computer-based knowledge. The insignificant feeling of being under his glowing ten did not dissipate. I prepared myself for the worse each passing day.

Friday the tugging feeling returned. Owen walked in, more withdrawn than usual. Halfway through the day he briefly rolled up his shirt sleeves. I noticed a bruise taking up half of his left arm. It was red and purple, fresh. He quickly noticed me staring and rolled his sleeve back down. He made no effort to comment.

That night I was getting into bed when my phone lit up. ‘Owen (work)’ scrolled across the screen. I was at a loss for why he would have called me. I quickly picked up, perhaps he had a question. I was in horror at what I heard on the other end.

A female voice came across the line. She was screaming and yelling. Her sentences were scattered with profanity and derogatory phrases. “You’re useless.” She yelled.

“Please don’t do this. Please I didn’t mean to, I promise I’m trying. I got a job for you, we can make this work.” Owen replied to the girl, his voice shook. He was crying.

A loud slap could be heard. A punch probably. “You’re a waste. You might as well die.” Her voice sounded furious. Owen sobbed, but attempted to stop himself from crying. I felt frozen in place, my body aching.

The sound of a door slamming made my ears ring. “Owen? Owen, are you okay?” His shaky breaths stopped. I could hear him scrambling to get the phone out of his pocket.

“I promise whatever you heard isn’t what it seems like. I’m fine, I’m fine.” He was panting, his speech slurred. A quiet “oh shit” sounded through the phone. I could hear him get up from what I assumed was the ground.

“What’s your address?” I didn’t know what I was thinking in that moment. I knew he was not fine, but I did not know how to help.

“She’ll be back in a bit, I’m sure she just left to blow off some steam. It’s fine it’s my fault. I forgot to bring home dinner I should’ve known better. It’s fine, I need to go make some food and she’s not too fond of guests.” He stammered and tripped over his words in haste. I remembered I have the address of all the employees saved on a document for mailing reasons for work. I slipped on a coat and ran to my car.

“Get some shoes and a coat I’m on my way.”

He sat on my couch, still. I made no effort to start a conversation. I did not need to ask about the cut on his lip, bruise on his cheek, or the bruise I had seen on his arm. I glanced up at the ten above his head. It radiated blacker than ever. He stared ahead at my television, though I did not turn it on. His eyes were glazed over.

“I’ll get you a pillow and blanket, or do you want to use my bed?” I spoke, as gently as I ever could.

He snapped his head towards me. “No, no, no, I can’t stay here I need to go home. Veronica won’t be happy, I need to go.” He made an effort to stand, but I grabbed his arm. He flinched under my touch. I let go immediately.

“Please, stay. I’ll help you get your stuff in the morning. You can stay here until she gets her stuff out of your house.” He snapped after that, completely breaking down. He tumbled back onto the couch, head in his hands. “I’ll be right back.” The black of the ten that had previously consumed the room dimmed.

I made him stay in my room, I was worried he’d try to leave if I let him stay so close to the door. He could make his own decisions, but I knew this was a more intricate situation than he could comprehend. I had texted Veronica, his girlfriend, off his phone last night. I told her to get her stuff, she needed to be gone in the next week.

I woke up early Saturday, as always. I set the table; it felt odd to take out two plates. I heard the sink in the bathroom run. Soon enough I felt Owen walk into the kitchen, but I did not feel the cool, black radiance of the ten. I shivered, but continued to have my back to him as a wiped the counter.

“You don’t have to do all this.” He sighed, pulling out a chair. His voice was weak, groggy from sleep and anguish. “You barely know me and she wasn’t wrong.”

“She was extremely wrong, no person should be treated like that. You’re welcome to stay as long as you’d like or need.” I grabbed the pancakes I made from the microwave, I wanted to keep them warm. “I want to make sure you’re safe.”

“Thank you, I don’t know if I said it yet. I am so grateful for your help. I…I don’t know what I was capable of doing before. To myself, I mean. I was going to do something, and I think it would’ve been the wrong thing to do.” He was crying again. I turned around, but as I put the pancakes down and went to hug him, something caught my eye. A white number one glimmered over his head.

I never before had thought about the danger someone could be to themself.

“You’re safe now. You’re safe.”

Oh wow. That was… wow.

Oh my god I love it

Nine gothic misfortunes

animatedamerican:

listing-to-port:

1. You have an enormous black dog which must be walked for four hours daily or it puts its excess energy to use in lighting witch-fires in awkward places. One day you were feeling a little ill, so you asked the unreliable narrator to walk the dog instead. The unreliable narrator faithfully walked the dog for four hours. It is a complete mystery as to why everything is on fire.

2. You hid under the grand staircase to escape that thing that was knocking at your window in the height of the storm. Now there is a ‘delivery failed’ notice on the mat. You are going to have to pick up your artisan cheeses from the local depot twenty miles away.

3. The malign spirit possessing you has lapsed on its ghastly rent, and as a consequence you have been re-possessed by a bailiff. It is somewhat alarming to be in the possession of a supernatural bailiff. Your body spends more time in the high court of the dead that you would like.

4. You came to this graveyard on the cliff over the sea at the dead of night with the intent of digging up the grave of your long-lost love, which you believe to contain the silver dagger that alone can settle her unquiet ghost. It is a stressful situation. You were never very good at numbers when stressed. You believe you may have taken twenty rather than thirty paces from the old yew tree and may in consequence have dug up a badger.

5. A dread raven has settled over your door, from which it hourly proclaims your doom. You made a plan to get rid of the raven. The raven network appears to have got hold of this plan, because another smaller raven turned up to perch on the shoulder of the first and proclaim its doom. Now a third, even smaller one has turned up. You have recursive ravens. There is probably a lot of doom about to come down.

6. Lacking a cellar, you have walled up your rival beneath your floorboards. Unfortunately your rival is a mouse and seems to be enjoying it down there. Will the cheese board will never be safe?

7. Now that they the have closed the refinery across the bay, the mist no longer descends over the high moor at night and as a consequence gruesome deeds cannot be done unnoticed. You have a huge to-do list of gruesome deeds. The local undertaker has started to call you up regarding supply chain issues.

8. You have been staring into this abyss for some considerable time. It is not gazing back. In point of fact it is ignoring you completely. It looks like you will be going home alone tonight.

9. Your grandmother has refused to pass down the ancestral curse, instead bequeathing it to the local cats’ home.

re #5, Recursive Ravens is the name of my Counting Crows cover band. 

Tell me a hopeful story :)

theladyragnell:

(This is the kind of rough hope I’ve been needing lately. Hopefully it feels the same for you.)

Lyka
lives a sweet life.

She
had a long childhood in a quiet village untouched by whispers of
trouble, and when the whispers reached her, they were only whispers.
She learned to work the land and to love it, and she learned to love
a man and to work with him, and in
time she bore a child for them, a young and happy mother with a life
stretching ahead of her like a road with no bends in it.

Lyka’s
sweet life ends on the third day of her son’s life, when the
soothsayer comes to bless him and advise her where the needs advice.
Lyka expects a kind fortune, just like hers was, but the soothsayer
looks at the little boy and sinks to the ground like her bones are
filling with lead.

“He’s
going to kill the great darkness in this land,” says the
soothsayer. “There have been prophecies about its slayer, and he
…” She stops, must know what those words could do to a mother.

Everyone
knows of the darkness, but it doesn’t come to here. It doesn’t come
to them. Lyka and her son are meant to go their lifetimes without
ever coming close to it. She picks up at her son, looks down at his
funny little nose and the one forlorn patch of hair decorating his
head and the constant expression like he’ll sneeze at any moment. She
thinks of raising a boy into a hero instead of a man, thinks about
him being born into a story without any say, without any choice.

“No,”
says Lyka.

*

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Hey all! Some of you are asking about the bear incident. I will tell you in due course, but for now ill give you a teaser

It involves a bear, a tree, and a lack of pants

Well I’d be worried if the bear was wearing pants…

To clarify. Im lacking pants

hopefully you’re fully equipped with as many pants as you need at this point in time, i’d be much more worried if you didn’t have any pants at all.

To clarify AGAIN: AT THE TIME OF THE BEAR INCIDENT I WAS LACKING PANTS

CURRENTLY I HAVE MANY PANTS AT LEAST 2 OK

Okay but did the tree have pants

THE BEAR HAD NO PANTS I HAD NO PANTS
AND THE TREE HAS MY PANTS OK

YOU WERE ROBBED BY A TREE???

…..maybe…..not exactly

As a non-native speaker I always wonder: pants as in two long tubes of fabric that go down to your ankles or pants as in the underwear.
Please tell me it’s the latter

I mean at that point it was both

A tree panty thief… i always knew trees were suspicious…

Wait, how does the bear fit in??

DAMMIT YOU GUYS

I WAS GONNA GIVE THIS ONE TO YOU LATER WITH PROPER THOUGHT AND WRINTING BUT NO YA’LL HAVE NO CHILL

BUCKLE UP FRIENDS YOU’RE IN FOR A WILD RIDE

Ok so i’m twelve. little twelve year old Rekina. I was a scout for most of my life, so the forest is like home to me ok. In a city i get super turned around, can’t find my way around to save my life 

but drop me in a forest? man ill have an entire camp set up and find my way out in less than a day ok im wilderness survivor exrtordinare

So i’m out camping with my troop. We’re big kids now so the adults dicthed us for our very own solo three day hike

let me just say that my troop didn’t like me. I was the quiet nerd kid who read alone in my tent and kicked everyones aass at lighting fires, when they all were sneaking in booze, peeping on girls, and failing to light fires

So one afternoon while i’m out hunting for supper (a task no one has succeeded at, they just wanted me out of the way. fools) i discover i severly have to pee. So i got ahead and prop mysef agaisnt a tree as you do

Now, when you’re a girl, you don’t get the lucury of just whipping it out and pissing on a mushroom ok you have to remove all clothing from the lower half and squat agsint a tree like a weight lifter

so im doing my thing, my pants around my ankles, when i hear the bushes near by rustling

Those fucking boys i swear im going to kick their asses if they’re spying on me

but im midstream and you don’t just stop midtsream ina  forest cause then you drip all over your under wear and its not fun

I get two more seconds of peaceful pee time 

BAM the bush fucking explodes 

i scream, and almost fall over because my legs are getting tired ok peeing in a forest is hard work for women let me get an amen

But its fine, i look over and it isn’t one of the boys

it’s a baby bear no threat to me

I continue about my buisness. 

wait

baby bear =

mama bear

Sure enouogh the second i think that she rears up from behind the bush

now this thing is gigantic im talking would knock an nba player away from the hoop and get a slam dunk with out even trying ok

huge

I don’t move. I;m racking my brain like ok what did the manual say to do what would indiana jones do shitshitshitshit well ok as long as it doesn’t see me im safe ill just wait for it to go away and make no noise

she looks over and roars

had i not already been peeing i would have pissed my pants

I was caught, literally, with my pants down.

I think its time to beat a hasty retreat i threw the manual and indiana jones out the window

id like to say i calmly made my escape, floating like a graceful ballerina

didnt happen

i waddled away like a psychotic penguin screaming and flailing and being decidedly ungraceful ok i would have made Mumble proud for how my my little feet were moving i was like a penguin tap star

I booked it, desperaty trying to pull up my pants so i can at least die not looking like Bert from mary poopins doing his ridiculous little dance

so im running for life, a big ass knife in my hand and i know i won’t be able to stab this thing 

or out run it

or out last it

i couldnt out anything it

but im good at climbing

I beeline for this massive oak and scramble up that thing like a penguin, squirel hybrid. I prop my self up on one f the high branches, stilling trying to pull up my pants, but that’s kind of hard while your ass is being tickled by fire ants

lets just say i took the short cut down

I plummeted face first out of the tree, screaming like a banshee

The bear screamed back andd ran away because when i say banshee i mean banshee ok i have the shriek of a dolphin on helium

suddenly im not falling. 

A branch had snagged my jeans and now i was dangling maybe ten feet of the ground by my pants

in a true, rekina, cliche move, i slip from the branch and crsh the ground completely unharmed (except for my bruise dignity) and somehow managed to not stab myself with my knife on the way down

on small problem

i left my pants in the tree. 

The branch had flung my three layers of pants three different ways

my underwear fluttered to the ground beside me like the graceful ballerina i wish i was

my long underwear was twisted around a branch not far above my head

and my jeans had been freaking rocketed into one of the highest branches, the bough too thin for me to climb

i so i put on my now fire ant infested under wear (after doing my best to clean them and quickly snag my long johns because i know one thing for certain

i still see baby bear

mama is coming back

I high tail it like i have never high tailed before ok i was hauling ass outta there

I sprint for a good minute or so when suddenly a brown blur shoot from he bush and im thinking oh shit ima dead man  so i do the only logcal thing because im going down fighting aint no bear gonna find me curled on the ground

i lashed out with my knife like a frickin knight in shining armour except im not a knight

and im in my under wear

and it wasn’t a bear

in my amazing survival stab the beast reflexes i didn’t notice how low to the ground i was aiming

i had stabbed a water rat

you can bet your ass im not wasting that meat

I scoop it up, its blood splatterd all over my face and strut back towards camp

i roll in there pantsless, covered in blood, dirt, and fire ant, grinning like a maniac

“I found supper”

none of the boys ever peeped on me again

How are you even still alive

I wish i knew

Mother fucker this is exactly why the aliens are never going to attack earth. A furious monster attacked a human youngling while as vulnerable as possible and the youngling not only survived, it also climbed a tree half naked, scared the monster away, and caught dinner for it’s pack members with a blade. Not to mention we’re all just chillin’. Laughing about a terrifying near death experience.

Story of my life bro (literally)

@dannyaches american scouts are freakin hardcore man…

Pal i be canadian we hardcore 🇨🇦 🍁

@space-australians