We all know the gems are genderless. Most of them identify using she/her pronouns. And all the gems portray masculine and feminine characteristics to varying degrees.
Here we see Amethyst and Pearl, who we can say (in terms of outward appearance) are portrayed more femininely, wearing traditionally masculine suits. Looking fly as hell! (I’m so happy Pearl in a bowtie made a comeback)
Here is Peridot, a character many people assume to be more masculine than feminine, wearing a traditionally feminine dress! (And looking dAMN CUTE MIND YOU)
Here is our beautiful bride Sapphire, who many people consider to be the more feminine half of Garnet, rocking a tux and looking GORGEOUS AS HECK!
AND HERE IS OUR CUTER-THAN-EVERYTHING-IN-THE-ENTIRE-WORLD RUBY, WHOM EVERYONE THINKS IS MANLY AND MACHO AND SOME COUNTRIES EVEN GO AS FAR AS CHANGING HER TO HIM (SHAME ON THEM) LOOKING SO FUCKING ADORABLE AND HAPPY IN HER WEDDING DRESS!!!!
TL;DR IT DOESN’T MATTER WHAT YOUR GENDER IS OR HOW YOU IDENTIFY, YOU CAN WEAR WHATEVER YOU WANT AND STILL LOOK FUCKING AMAZING AT A LESBIAN WEDDING!
Half of me: Blue and Yellow are going to have to confront eons worth of sins, war crimes, prejudice, the creation and enforcement of biological castes, the removal and dismantling of the very notion of consent, their part in upholding the lies that gems are solitary, unchanging, incapable of love or companionship, downplaying gems own physical abilities leading to entire swaths of gem culture untapped, and that’s not even mentioning the eugenics, use of unconventional (by gem standards) weaponry, the corruption weapon. They’re going to have to face the fact that they won’t be able to atone for all of that (especially re: Pearl) even if it turns out that the theory that White Diamond outranks all other diamonds in terms of superiority and my personal theory that Blue and Yellow are off-color diamonds like Pink was is true and that I’m actually spot on about Blue and Yellow not knowing the full extent of the corruption weapon’s effects on gems (as implied by Blue and Yellow thinking that they’d simply killed all the gems on Earth instead of corrupting them). There’s just no way they’re going to get all of the Crystal Gems to trust them just like that, at the very least not without a big rant from Pearl about how they could have just listened to Pink 5700 years ago instead of ignoring her and continuing to expand their genocidal colonialist empire.
-No one. The whole thing was faked (JUST LIKE THE MOON LANDING) by Pink Diamond herself who was just goddamn sick and tired of dealing with Yellow and Blue’s shit for all of eternity because c’mon, look at them, you’d rather pretend to be dead too.
1/8/18 – HONESTLY THIS JOKE POST IS BECOMING A STRONG CONTENDER RIGHT NOW
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