Usually Bones is so casual when he’s off duty that people on board can forget that he knows all their personal information. Not that he’d ever misuse it. But one night everyone was very drunk, amd Jim was insisting that Bones couldn’t possibly remember who on board has an appendix. So everyone lined up and Bones walked down the aisle. Yes. Yes. No. No. Yes. Yes. No. Yes. No. No. No. You’re species doesn’t have one. Yes. Yes.
100% correct.This might be my new favorite headcanon.
^^accepted lolol
“And you, your liver’s funny lookin’.”
“And you’re missing 3 cm’s of duodenum.”
“Two plates in the left femur.”
“Regenerated kidneys.”
“And if I ever have to see the inside of your peritoneum again, Riley, I’m gonna hand in my papers.”
I’m cackling so hard at the last one!
Everyone has something anatomically or medically weird with them, and some are more obvious than others.
I can see him making his way down the line:
“Horseshoe kidney.”
“Perforated left tympanum at the age of seven.”
“Missing the nail on your right hallux because it just would not stop ingrowing.”
“Your species’ resting BP is 200/130.”
#it definitely turns into a drinking game #take a shot every time a crew member mccoy saved from dying walks by them #‘oh I performed an emergency appendectomy on that guy’ #‘that girl almost bled out but my ~magic hands~ saved the day’ #‘I had my hands literally inside that person’s chest’ #mccoy looks at jim for five long seconds and then chugs the bottle #jim says he gets the point okay please stop bones you’re gonna get alcohol poisoning
Tag: Star Trek
You know, I love Dr. McCoy
Because every time anything happens
He has this look on his face like “at what point did this become my life”
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