if lord megatron even so much as suggests incorporating that Stink Basket into an amorous endeavor i will. i will.
…most likely quietly dismiss myself and fly to the nearest landfill where i will proceed to pile debris atop myself and wait for death
I take it Lord Megatron’s presence does NOT counterbalance the librarian’s. Can you imagine how they’d sound together, though? You can’t possibly deny that there’s a nice voice attached to your foe there.
optimus slime: SPECIFICALLY DISCOUNTED from pool of attractive-to-soundwave mechs. he is legally banned. pool has armed lifeguards stationed around perimeter in case he tries to scale the wall and do a terrible cannonball
does it make him any more attractive if he’s smooching Megatron at the time
scenario: causes attractiveness level to dip BELOW zero and plunge into ‘actively repulsive’ territory
soundgay replied to your post “WE ALL WANT TO FUCK HIM" what a m o o d honestly”
FALSE AND UNTRUE!!!!! large mechs: highly attractive UNLESS they are terrible homewrecking centrist librarians with awful priorities and no respect for birds
are we mad that Megatron finds the terrible librarian attractive, then?
optimus slime: SPECIFICALLY DISCOUNTED from pool of attractive-to-soundwave mechs. he is legally banned. pool has armed lifeguards stationed around perimeter in case he tries to scale the wall and do a terrible cannonball
does it make him any more attractive if he’s smooching Megatron at the time
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