wethinktherefore:

bisexualfunfacts:

Fact: Unlike the gay agenda™, the bisexual agenda contains a 15 minute break for snacks between sessions.

Fact: The asexual agenda is entirely made of snacks, with a 15 minute break for all out anarchy

havanapitbull:

“have you not figured out that youve already been captured”
“uuuuuUUUUUUUWAAAHHHH”

sunnyddlgblog:

mr-prism:

atomskdluffy:

laterovaries:

artxauroraxart:

celestialheartmage:

officialkeikoandgilly:

best-of-memes:

Rich people showers

reblogging for that gif

i’m sorry i couldn’t help myself

Not gonna not reblog this….

The drawings are a necessary addition.

(Gargle shower and fireplace showers still best)

*muffled screams*

I had to

paganinpurple:

animentality:

stanseb:

My mom just sent me this video without any context??

thanks mom, how’d you know what i was doing today

For the love of Gods, unmute this please

huffpost:

huffpost:

How To Make A Trump

Reblogging for obvious reasons.

Source: huffpost

pruane2:

God this is so fucking funny

Source: pruane2

pussylipgloss:

thebeautysupplystore:

sexybinch:

sexybinch:

thebeautysupplystore:

Stop letting your heart and your pussy choose your men.

I’m confused, what is left…

Oh nvm lmao my brain. You right sis lol you is right

You really forgot your whole brain.

she read this post with her pussy

8 of the world’s most bizarre flowers:

shinywaka:

bundyspooks:

1.) Swaddled Babies

2.) Flying Duck Orchid

3.) Hooker’s Lips Orchid

4.) Ballerina Orchid

5.) Monkey Orchid

6.) Naked Man Orchid

7.) Laughing Bumblebee Orchid

8.) White Egret Orchid

Orchids kinda don’t wanna be flowers, huh.