shrineart:

I’m playing a manticore (Roshambo) and he’s acquired a goblin npc buddy (Gib) who rides on his shoulders. They’re spying on some other goblins who have captive wolves for mounts.

Roshambo: Hey buddy, you ever ride a wolf before?

Gib: Hrnnn…no, no…but ride man…man…big hairy man. Do good?

Roshambo: …yeah, you do.

Gib: *smiles*

Roshambo: I’m a manticore by the way.

Gib: Yes, yes, big hairy man, hair man, big.

Roshambo: Close enough.

tfadi:

truck mating rituals:

  1. Honk loudly lots to express your affections. Long loud honks are good too.
  2. Show how strong your engine is! Vroom Vroom lots 
  3. Show how strong YOU are! crash and bash through things and pull really heavy stuff in front of your love 
  4. Like really heavy stuff
  5. Burnout. Extra points if your stacks start flaming! 
  6. Burnout while doing donuts? Even more impressive.