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lavender-bubbaa:

psy-faerie:

DEAD

I’m crying wtf

Not the cool kidney!

unseeliequeen:

tawnks:

gifak-net:

Wisconsin White Deer Surprised by his own Antlers Shedding

aw hell no

Deer, although graceful and lovely, are fucking morons.

Who among us isn’t surprised when a part of our head flies off

Yeah, I’d be shocked too.

transdim-taey:

nivet-dia-portum:

dicebound:

bulletben:

When you’re a fighter but you multi-class into bard

O

@mid-mid12

*absurd laughter*

221bshrlocked:

anonymousrobinhoodgirl:

thequantumqueer:

ohcaptainmyallycat:

Shuri shouting out the floor is lava and recording the confusion among the avengers wondering why tchalla king of Wakanda hopped up on a counter cause goddammit his little sister pulls this shit all the time and peter is stuck on the wall because he’s also a child of the internet and understands the meme life and now his fate is sealed there will never not be a time Shuri isn’t camera ready and yelling out the floor is lava to see the wackiest places she could get peter to stick on

T’Challa ignored her once so she developed synthetic deployable lava and the next time she yelled the floor is lava it actually was. T’Challa lives in fear now because he knows if he doesn’t pretend the floor is dangerous, it will be.

Once she got peter to stick onto T’Challa.

Dead

thenarius:

galpalactic:

this thread has me in tears right now

We were driving to a restaurant and wanted to see how long the wait was. My dad handed me the phone book and asked me to look up the number. I, for whatever reason, thought he said “get rid of this”. So I opened the window and chucked the phone book while we were going 70 MPH down the highway.

great

I stuck my hand in a bowl of soup simply because I hadn’t before.

same

When I was maybe 10-12, I threw one of my dad’s golf clubs that had no head on it like a spear down the hallway after telling my brother it would be cool.

absolutely

One time I was eating a lemon poppyseed muffin. The phone rang, so I reacted by shoving the entire muffin my mouth and eating it as fast as I could, nearly choking to death, and I didn’t even make it to the phone before it stopped ringing.

huge mood

Gave my sister a piggyback when she was giving my other sister a piggyback at the same time

thank you for your service

iopele:

gayelectro:

the-vampire-inside-me:

caffeinatedcorvid:

leolomir:

Bleeeeugh om niom niomniom blereegh

@bruvebanner

I need to reblog this!

Dude I was crying over dumb family drama and then THIS had me wheezing, thank you

please, pleeeeeeaaaaaase unmute this

I think you broke your cat.

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

My boss, who is a grown woman with children my age, just whispered, “Oh, this is going to be so fucking efficient,” before spraying Febreze directly into the ceiling fan and proceeding to cough her guts out when it blew back in her face.