actual footage of white diamond waking up from 1000 year nap w a hangover
Tag: snerk
Oh my god
Level 1: Prophecy proclaims that no man can kill villain; killed by woman.
Level 2: Prophecy proclaims that no weapon can harm villain; pushed down stairs and dies.
Level 3: Prophecy proclaims that villain will be brought low by no mortal hand; kicked to death by angry mob.
Level 4: Prophecy proclaims that no power on Earth shall be villain’s undoing; fatally distracted by sun in eyes.
Level 5: Prophecy proclaims that only power of laughter can defeat villain; beat up by clown.
A weasel walks into a bar and the bartender says “Wow I’ve never served a weasel before.
What can I get ya?”“Pop.” goes the weasel.
Everyone hated my first post like this, so please enjoy some more peeled pokemon.
CURSE IMAGE TOO!
Passed a clinic today whose slogan said “Healthcare When You Want It.” But…what’s the alternative? Healthcare when I…don’t want it?
doctor busting through my window at 3am: TIME FOR A CHECKUP, BITCH
God I wish I had Photoshop
time for ur check-up rodimus
I’M FUCKING CRYING OMG YOU KNOW THIS WOULD ACTUALLY HAPPEN
@ratchet-says-i-needed-that oh god Ratchet it’s so true
ITS A DEFENSE MECHANISM
How To Train Your Dragon:
How To Train Your Dragon 2:
The entire franchise:
I feel like the humor in SU is one of the more underrated aspects of the show so let’s have a thread quoting our favorite funny moments! I’ll start
“NO MORE ROUGHHOUSING YOU’LL EXACERBATE YOUR CRACK”
Steven:*eating cereal* So, what’s today’s mission? I hope it’s… fighting, a giant… foot!
Pearl: If we’re supposed to fight a “giant foot”, Garnet would let us know.
Amethyst: Yeah, Garnet’s the boss.
Pearl: Well, we’re all a team. Garnet just has heightened perception that guides us towards our mission objective.
Amethyst: Yeah, she’s the boss.
Steven: So where is she, *eats some cereal* fighting the foot?
Pearl: She’s not “fighting the foot”. You know, Garnet goes off on missions without us all the time. She’s probably doing something very important.
Amethyst: Oh wait, Steven! I just remembered, Garnet had a special mission for you!
Steven: Really?
Amethyst: Yeah, she says, um, you have to slam your face into that bowl of cereal!
Steven: Okay. *slams face into cereal*
Amethyst: Good job Steven! You stopped the foot!
Pearl: There is no foot!
Steven: *face covered in cereal, proudly* Not anymore.
“This is Mom Universe. Where are the kids? Oh, they’re playing swords. Sorry, with swords. Oh no, they are dead. Sorry, I panicked.”
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